Awson

What the hell happened to Spam?

Frankly, I've already spoken too much about spam.

There are a multitude of reasons why it's "dead."

Well played.

>turn on my laptop
>alert in my icons
>windows isn't happy
>wants to set up backup, scan my computer, fix java, and do automatic updates
>sure I'll scan in a bit
>can't set up backup
>java might be a fluke, will ignore for a while
>figure I might as well turn automatic updates back on for a few days
>have a couple back logged
>want windows to be happy with me
>tries to update immediately
>"remind me in four hours"
>eventually start playing Hearthstone
>"I should play this more often"
>climb a rank in the ladder
>finish my shitty warrior arena run from days prior
>open a pack
>"golden loothorder? swish"
>start a new run
>"I guess I'll run 4 hexes. why not."
>4 wins, 0 losses
>facing formidable Druid.
>"omg stop drawing cards plz"
>low on life
>he's close to fatigue
>can I hold out long enough?
>Heathstone suddenly closes
>then Battle.net
>furiously try to reopen client and possibl reconnect
>nothing works
>realize that it's the automatic update
>shit bricks and complain about it to Spam from my phone.

We need to have more posts in spam.

I can't tell if you legitimately think that you're helping or you're just taking the piss. I don't think I ever will.

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Blitzkrieg said
I just got back from spending 3 days with my infantry boys, my mind looks at things in dirty ways now...I apologize.

It was supposed to be a double entendre, you dork.

Drakel said
And here I thought you were an independent black woman...Do you need a man to satisfy you Awson? A big strong man to satisfy all your needs? We'll find you someone some day Awson... don't worry... Spam will fill you till you no longer feel the need to be satisfied Awson. Don't worry, we're all here for you. Why are you?Get Skyrim.

This guy get's it. And you keep using "man" in the singular sense. Heh.

Been there and done that with Skyrim. And it doesn't exactly replace people all that well.

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Vortex said
Then why on earth are you in spam!?

I haven't found enough new things to do yet.

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Drakel said
Why?

Unhealthy satisfaction.

Blitzkrieg said
ummm....

ya brah?

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Smiral said
gay

I guess you can call it that. This thread is basically me trying to force my veiny self into a place where I don't belong.

I'm just trying to fit in.

Ugh

You can use shithive maggots. This is a safe place.

And I don't really have anything cute to post for you Nurgz. I know that pictures of mirrors don't work well with computer monitors.

Feel that cheese?

#26

No vidya games for the rest of the day, Joe.

Now... I'm not punishing you because of what you did. You didn't exactly know that it was frowned upon.

I'm punishing you for why you did it.

You wanted to be unique, spontaneous, and grab some attention.

-whacks with newspaper-

STOP IT

KNOCK IT OFF

NO

NO

NO

STOP

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I'm ready to quip so hard.