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11 yrs ago
4 months ago i made a status about ur mom and you never replied i hate you
11 yrs ago
NEED HELP WITH YOUR DOCTORAL DISSERTATION? PM ME AND ILL MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER.
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11 yrs ago
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11 yrs ago
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idlehands said
Oh, can I add another? When you call someone and their voice mail picks up 'Hello?" and there is a pause then you start talking, thinking it's them, only to be cut off by "I'm not here, leave a message". Then you feel like a dumbass. FUCK YOU. Fuck you for thinking that's witty. I hate you.


I did that once but actually started going 'uh-huh' 'yeah'

I didn't realize how annoying that was until later
Going outside and interacting with people in the real world.
wut.
Sleeping dude
Lady Squee said
No matter what you do.I'll always have your back.Where ever the world takes you to,You'll forever be my NattyHack.I may suck at poetry,But you'll find that it's solelyJust for you.


Again.
I just really wanted to see this in one line
Dervish said
This is what you were doing, wasn't it?


No..
I was just writing on a piece of paper.
I never do that so its painful :(
INB4 'WHY DON'T YOU GO PUNCH YOUR FIST'
THIS EXCHANGE ABOVE ME HAS CAUSED ME TO WANT TO PUNCH THINGS WITH MY DICK

THIS IS A MUCH BETTER EXPERIENCE
I CAN'T STOP PUNCHING.
I JUST PUNCHED MY ELDERLY NEIGHBOR HELP I'M BEING TEMPTED BY PUNCHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EARLY SET ARTHRITIS
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