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11 yrs ago
4 months ago i made a status about ur mom and you never replied i hate you
11 yrs ago
NEED HELP WITH YOUR DOCTORAL DISSERTATION? PM ME AND ILL MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER.
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11 yrs ago
HAVE YOU RECENTLY LOST A LEMER? CONTACT ME ASAP IM ALLERGIC TO PRIMATES. CONTACT INFO: 555-8258 EXT: 789789
11 yrs ago
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Boone said
Thanks for reminding me that eggs do this.


Right?
Hard boiled eggs are a mythical treat from the land of "no one fucking remembers these do this land"

and then whenever you see someone end up making them
You go buy like 20 dozen eggs and eat them all in one sitting
promptly making you hate eggs and forget that you can hardboil them
In imagine this 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
LowKey123 said
This wasn't meant to be accurate to any of our history. In any way. I did not want to get my history facts all into one post, mainly because it was very much past midnight if I remember, and it was just a concept I wanted to share simply. If I wanted to, I would go in full detail about this concept, but I simply do not care for this. In fact, saying 'this is shit' would be massively better, since it would enlighten me on that fact, which is probably the gist of your post anyways, with it being short and simple and not taking up any of your time.


This is shit
In imagine this 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Jorick said
Next time, try getting your facts straight and aim higher than the low hanging fruit on the tree of philosophy.


I'll aim for your low hanging fruit
In dead thread 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
Try licking a wall socket, see what happens. For science of course.


I'm not going to lie, I've done similar things
In imagine this 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Don't tell me what to do you aren't my real mom

SMOKE AGE?

ADVOCATE FOR LUNG CANCER DETECTED SOMEONE BAN THIS
In dead thread 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Call him a moron so hard
Being at work and not being able to fuck around

Responsibility is for bitches
HE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAAAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER
Hope yo' life gets a sense of clarity soon, Toell
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