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Jorick said
Also people will probably be quite butthurt about not having the MCMMO skills stuff, but they'll just have to deal with it.


Wow
Good thing I didn't put effortish things into leveling my herbalism
Aragorn said
Also, bad news about bukkit. They got issued a DMCA takedown. They may not survive.


Rekt
Im fine withy whatever you guys want to do
In The Fappening 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Is this going to be disgusting?
Doivid said
no, a jorick is a unit for measurement for the standard length (totally precise) tl;dr post. I hate that I explained this but w/e.


Explaining jokes are like dissecting frogs.

I don't knbow if thats the right word but #yolo
All I really have to tangent with on hand is a glass of water and bad nail polish
Rtron said
I stand in awe before the power of Spam. *Full on, fall on face kneeling bow*


I'm the awe worthy one here, not these other nerds
TheMusketMan said
Just pick a game you think looks fun. Because that's why we play games. FOR FUN.


This post was sooooooo helpful
Kill Bones said
Hey man, you tell me where in the 10 Condiments it says that a man can lay down loafs of bread with another manFucking nowhereThat's where


WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE CONDIMENTS?
An outdated cookbook from Paula Deen?
We didn't just learn to cook because of some food network
We learned to cook from millions of years, as long as chefs have known how to cook for others.

Times have changed man
There is nothing wrong with having another man as your sous
Kill Bones said
See, after I heard about the "Five Guys" incident I've learned which questions to ask corrupt bastards such as yourselfI won't let those feminists take our food away


You saying theres something wrong with five guys making sandwhichs together?
The Five Guys "incident" is nothing more then homophobes attacking kind hearted people that just want to give you burgers.
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