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I think Spam just hates everyone, doesn't it? Or maybe...Just maybe, and please, do hear me out. Maybe Spam is a machine that pumps out people who are shells of their former selves? The machine sucks in the innocent, and inside of this monstrosity people are put into a large metal pod wherein they are brainwashed to love the shitpost. To embrace it with all of their heart and mind.

Or I'm just talking out of my ass.@Gendarme

I SHOULD START UP A REUSABLE CONTENT BUSINESS 

Words of advice: 

Make sure they know that these threads are your threads and those threads are their threads. There is always the newb that joins into your threads with out being invited, most of them are harmless trying to either suck up to someone or prove themselves to everyone else. Sometimes they get a little ragey, but then you just prod them until they stop QQing. Generally you don't want to be in their threads either, they try to make relationships with each other so they can survive spam. It's really awkward to post in those threads because they stop talking or suck up to you. Some older spammers try to bully them, so a lot of them scatter to the VM's. 

Eventually there will be notables that stick out in the new generation. Then there will be that one person that 'leads' this new generation of spammers. Generally it will be the person that can hold their own in threads. Most of the older spammers grow to accept this new person. This 'leader' person will get a lot of suck ups/jelly bitches, but they will represent that group, if s/he has any sense they will find the 'scapegoat'. The scapegoat and the leader will always be battling it out, the scapegoat will try various noob strategies like sucking up, or attempting funny, and will try to get out from the scapegoat position. The leader fights to keep he/r scapegoat in place

So as the days go on this new generation will split further. Eventually there will be one or two that break off into forum game only people. Some will go back to RPing. A lot of the new generation will separate themselves into two groups. 

The "Older Members blame us for the downfall of RPG" group. 
And the "We were accepted by Older Members, YAY ME" group. 

The first group will spend their time being flamed, trying to give E-support to their fellow members. Make stupid threads, and rage with each other because they were about to be cool and the other's coolblocked me. 

The second group will keep it's attachment with the first group, but they will be using memes, being in the 'events' and spend their time talking to the older members. Being on IRC, or being like Sophi and realizing this is all stupid bullshit and RP/Semi-leave. 

You can expect this new generation to calm down late summer - early fall, and then a new generation will start appearing early - mid summer.

now its a well crafted joke.
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