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let's all come together and write a fan fiction.

this forum?
erection

Damn

Turtlicious said
This, if your water broke and you're not in extreme pain yet you're just kind of bored and waiting for the mind boggling excruciating pain that will both re-arrange your organs, and shift the bones inside of you to make way for this massive parasite that will leech money, goodwill, and any energy you have for the next 18-25 years.That was the last moment of peace she'll have, don't you shit on the last moments of wellness she has before she has to go into the cold disgustingly dreary mine that is parenthood.

Yeah that didn't have any emotion in it at all.

I thought I was conquering my depression

r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rekt?

Lets make the greatest story ever (Two-Word story game)

booty booty

monsta draws spam

I need constant portraits of me to be considered a worthy man.

I feel like Smiral feels out of place

What the fuck is life?

Things that are awful about living near people

Not being able to play music loudly at inappropriate times

Spam, How Do You Get Out of a Rut?

BY NUTTING UP AND BEING A FUCKIN' BEAST YO
STOP GIVING A FUCKING
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GO BANG LADIES
GO FUCKIN

I DON'T KNOW
JOIN A BAND

GO ON LIKE A TOUR

EAT A LIVE GOAT LIVE ON FUCKIN' STAGE

One thing that will never happen near you

Marik said
He said he’d fuck a bowl of Jell-O and then a rotisserie chicken.

Man he better fuck that rotating cock good.
Mmmhmm

Azarthes

I'm never pissy but if I was this place is my toilet
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