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"Caro's fault! All her fuckin' fault!" Cancer exclaimed as he immediately pointed to the direction where Carolyn made her exit. "She MANHANDLED ME with her HULK HANDS!"
Cancer flinched slightly as she left. While his rude gestures were normal, he actually expected Carolyn to break his finger. Or worse.

There was an awkward silence as she left, and Cancer couldn't believe it. "Fuck yeah", he whispered, still in a little bit of shock. Then the volume of his voice grew louder as he realized that he just called a prefect (Carolyn no less) a ridiculously nasty name and got away with it.

"FUCK YEAH!", he shouted as he pumped his fist in the air.
"HAHA, OKAY, said by the prefect who was at the scene of a MURDER! LATE AT NIGHT!", said Cancer, cupping his hands around where his mouth should be. He scoffed. "Your clout."

"Have you told anyone about it yet? Because I think it is your DUTY to do so, not only as a prefect BUT AS AN OUTSTANDING student of these hallowed grounds to uphold peace and prosperity and TRUTH!", Cancer said completely mockingly.

He put his hands to his face, imitating a shocked expression, and gasped with large doses of mockery. "WHAT IF the killer goes to The Academy and is A STUDENT AMONG US!? ...AND OH MY GOD WHAT IF HE GOES POSTAL!?"

Cancer was at this point hyperventilating. He calmed down after his small rant, and listened as Jacob make his own and left. As Jacob walked away, Cancer gave him a thumbs up. "FUCK YEAH DUDE!", he called out. He then turned to Carolyn. "Caro. Hey. Hey Caro. Carooooo."

"Ya cheeky lil cunt.", he said flatly, giving her the finger.
#13

"Oh and it's totally MY fault that this happened? If I said something he probably would have done it anyway, just check out how that dude tried his hardest to put up that dome shield and shut ALL of you out! If he wanted to settle down and chat he would have. But he didn't. So there's that. And If you're gonna kill someone, you don't have to stab them a thousand fuckin' times in the chest fer crissakes."

"And yes, I AM shallow, thank you very much. I like the easy life, beautiful women with nice fannies and little to no intelligence, and food. Lots and lots of food", Cancer said, counting on one hand of several of his favorite things.
Cancer shook himself off and pointed a finger at her. "Yes you fuckin' do! You're a Prefect, but you're not above the law!"

He turned to Dark, confused. "Wait. What..?"
For those involved with Scenario #9 or are reading through it (synopsis: Kyo killed someone in The Slums): Only Carolyn, due to her being a prefect, knows that it was Kyo who committed the murder. As Kyo was wearing a cloak and mask to obscure his identity, nobody else would have made this connection.

Just clarifying.
"Ah! Ahhh!", bellowed a surprised and hysterical Cancer. He flailed his arms and legs uselessly around after he was pinned down by the throat by his favorite prefect. "Help! Help! I'm getting molested! I'm getting MOLESTED!"

He stopped after Carolyn called him mean names and talked about "goading 'him' ". "Oh, you think I was serious about that? I didn't think he would've actually done it, but LOW AND BEHOLD that fuckin' psycho did. ..And hey.. wait.."

There was a pause. "If you rip me heart out of my chest, then you're no better than 'he' is!", Cancer said with air quotes. "Whaddya think about that?"
Scenario 13

Cancer walked down the halls of the Black Mage Guild; he had no classes today (that he could remember), and if he had, he would be too occupied thinking about the other night where he witnessed a murder. He didn't know who it was, because he or she was masked and shot off into the night rather quickly. While everyone has their reasons (and according to Cancer, even something as serious as killing someone), it interested him more on who the masked person was. Was it a one-time thing? Or was it some sort of pro-Wanderer vigilante, hiding in the night and seeking justice?

He passed by Carolyn on his way down the hall, and waved. While for some reason she was at the scene of the crime, he didn't know why. And he wanted to know why. Curious bastard.
Cancer, after being unwrapped from Dark's cocoon shield, was hysterical. He scrambled to his bike, which was laying on its side after the blast. He couldn't even comprehend what Dark has said to the group, and was very panicked. Not because of the murder and the psionic blast, but because he had the sound of sirens closing in; he did NOT want to get caught.

"Noooo nonononononononono! Cops cops cops cops co-", he yelled as he got on his bike and kickstarted it. The police were very near now; he could see the flashing lights right behind him. "NONONONONONONO THIS IS REALLY NOT WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW."

As he sped away from the fleet of police cars on his tail, he flung his hand back, and all the R3NDR panels crashed into the cars; windshield, hood, tires.. All of it.

"FUCK YEAH!", bellowed Cancer as he looked back and gave the fleet an obscene hand gesture. Finally losing all those tails, Cancer head off for the Academy. What a night to remember.

/Cancer over-dramatically left Scenario 9/
Cancer yelped in surprise, partially due to Jade smacking him in the arm and Kyo going ballistic over his prey.

"I didn't think he's actually go through with it. Shit, mate! Fuckin' went all out, didn't ya? He fuckin' stabbed a guy like a thousand times, Jesus Christ, man! Fuck!"

He dropped down with a thud next to the dome and the group of students, right next to Jacob. Cancer put his hand over the newcomer's mouth, and with his free hand, shook his index finger. "I don't really think asking someone who did THAT really wants to answer questions like THOSE. If I were him, and you were.. You, I'd fuckin' kill ya next."
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