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    1. Berzie 12 yrs ago

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THIS MOVIE'S SOUNDTRACK IS SO GOOD OMG. THANKS WHOEVER SUGGESTED IT IN THIS THREAD.

I suppose I can post, but I kinda have nothing, apart from Mr Willy.
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE wants a piece of Wilhelm's ass.
Including Dantus. I mean ...



Dang son.
Spawnling said
You sure about that Berzie?


OHHHHHHHH. Well shitty tits. I need read better.
You didn't write Dantus handing Wilhelm the thing of medicine, so I just assumed you forgot and made it that you did, if that's alright, Spawnly.

“Morning Mr Willie!” Wilhelm frowned at Jack as he made his way back towards his desk. "I thought I told you not to call me that either? What is with you kids." He shook his head and in a split second, Jack was right next to him again. “I do always love your smell. Reminds me of home” Wilhelm chuckled in response, "I'm not sure how to respond to tha--" Dantus stormed in, screaming Wilhelm's name ... A common greeting between the two.

"MISTER WILHELM!" Dantus screamed as a tired Wilhelm flinched before noticing the small leather pouch that the Lich was carrying. "Your...medicine." Wilhelm reached out to the tiny bag before pulling his hand back as Dantus recoiled. Wincing at the up close and personal view of Mr Dantus's skull, Wilhelm frowned. "And IF I ever overhear you treating a student in such a disrespectful manner once again, rest assured you will have to find ANOTHER source for this concoction and Headmistress Grey will hear of it. And you know how she feels about equal treatment of students."

As hard as he was on the students, he was always the quickest to defend someone in need. "Right, won't happen again." Wilhelm said, posture stiff and face cold. Dantus' little glance at Xander left him smiling softly. Xander didn't have many people to defend him, so it was nice for a change. "Excuse my interruption." Just as the Lich was about to make his exit, he turned for one last comment, "By the by, you reek of cigarette smoke. Set a better example for the students, Mister Wilhelm." More aftershave and cologne it is, then, Wilhelm thought before nodding at Dantus with a disingenuous grin.

"Of course sir! Understood!" And with the sound of the door slamming shut, Wilhelm slumped back into his chair, letting out a breath he hadn't realized he had been holding. "15 years, and he still scares the absolute day lights out of me," Wilhelm mumbled to himself, smiling as he fiddled with the pouch of medicine in his hand. Anais, somewhat frozen with terror by Dantus looked to Jack with a confused shrug, "That was crazy!" she mouthed. Wilhelm, sighing, looked up at the dark haired ghost whom was staring out the window, grinning like he had just won the lottery. "I suppose I do owe you an apology. I was rather unprofessional. Sorry, Alexander." The ghost's smile faded before he gave Wilhelm a shrug. "Yeah, its OK.."
Azathoth said
Awwww, Dantus is a big softy. :3


THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
I love it when scary men are actually secretly cutie pies.
Sam12435 said
Haha, i would wait till he looked away and slowly hug him. I tried to do it to a guy at the bus stop once. That was a bad move.


LOL. I'd try to hug him too.
Also, lmfao, whenever Jack gets into a fight in his wolf form, Wilhelm will be all like:
Sam12435 said
I love people with deep voices. If i met that guy i would shake his hand for an awkwardly long time.


Oh my god, I know right?
I'd be ask awkward as Anais if I met him. Surprisingly, Anais is very comfortable around him though! Which is dumb cause he's a cutie pie.
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