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In Resurrection? 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Holy fuck, I poke my head in and I see a ton of old faces (and by that I mean usernames and avis :P )
Count me in :P
In Spam Help :( 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I used to play that when I was little, and I had another barbie game in which you rescue escaped pets. I preferred the pets one.

I played Nancy Drew games more though, but wound up dying or getting stuck in a lot of them.
I would like to be put on the waiting list

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Iris had been searching for a way to sell the two drones she had gotten from the last mission for some time. Having called her Rinraku friend, Elliot, she was given a list of three people/organizations that might be interested in the drones. Top on the list was Rinraku, and the second was some other company, but the third one intrigued her. A man by the name of Dranz Stevan.

Getting in contact with him was a little more difficult than expected, but she found a way. Elliot directed her to a place where a friend of Dranz typically hung out. She met the friend and after some... "coercing" she got him to help her. Unfortunately, the only way he could get her in contact with Dranz was via letters which the friend, James, would deliver. Iris huffed and wrote the man a note.

"Thanks, come back in two days."

So she did. Meeting him at the same dark little bar, Iris asked if Dranz had considered her offer.

"He has... He wrote you a letter back." The friend handed her the letter, which she opened.

Dear Lotus,
It's nice to meet you. I would like to purchase your drones, but I've been very bored lately. I'll purchase your drones if you'll play a game with me. You may send the small one as it is, give James your address and he shall come and pick it up and pay you for it.

However, the large one shall be sent in parts. Monday, I'd like left two legs dressed us as giant drumsticks and left on top of the Venchari building downtown, preferably hung off the side if you can manage that. Tuesday, the right two legs I'd like sewn onto a giant baby doll and placed in the park in the north corner of the city, the one with the trees. I'd like the body covered in bread and left at the duck pond near Quacker's Crackers restaurant on Wednesday. Thursday, deliver the guns to James' house dressed as a bride and groom. Friday, pack the bullet storage unit with honey mustard and onion pretzel bits, you know, the good kind, and
send it to my address in a box full of packing peanuts, real peanuts, and the bullets. Once this is done I shall pay you.

Dranz


Iris looked up at James, who was drinking Death Gin. "So, you up for it?" James asked.

Iris looked back at the paper and then back to James and was just like "Nope."

She then left, and sold her drones to the second organization on the list of three, who just accepted them in some empty parking lot swap in the night. She got her $60,000 and was happy.
It might not technically be against the rules but I remember before we got the new guild they would lock threads about dc... But yeah it is kinda silly imo to put dragons up here. A lot of people bitch and moan about it, and really you don't even need to. Just put them in a fucking click site.

Also for all of you who know enough about dragon cave to understand this and be jelly: I won HM in the 2012 Xmas raffle and I have a CB holly. :D

That is all.
Iris pouted, hearing what the paladin said. "I'm a bard, and you are the buffoon for insulting a bard for doing what a bard does. Any time is joke time," she glared at him.

A few moments later she noticed the horde of undead drawing from the forest and watched as her companions began to fight. She watched as Alarei was struck by an undead, and was about to cast a spell to heal him, but heard something rustle in the bushes behind her. Turning her head to look, but only giving it enough of a glance to see there wasn't an undead behind her, she turned back and tried to heal Alarei. Even though she wasn't encumbered by fear her spell was, for whatever reason, incredibly loud, producing a popping sound. Alarei was almost back to complete health, however, only a small portion of the wound remaining after the majority stitched itself back together.

"...That's never happened before," Iris said, the popping sound having startled her. Suddenly she noticed that the undead were looking at her more, all of their heads having perked up to look at the source of the popping. "Oh dear..."
Jorick said
The list of people I'd actually consider friends in Spam is fairly short.ElendraSophiDoividTurtHankSeraveeBrovo I guess since you had him on your list even though I don't think of him as a Spam personI'm on good terms with many others, but I don't really consider someone a friend just because we've talked a little bit here and there. These are all people I've talked to a lot and think I'd probably be friends with if we had met IRL, which really isn't the case for a lot of the people I'm otherwise cool with in Spam (like Smiral, I doubt we'd ever be friends due to wildly different interests and tastes in things). It'd be much longer if it were a list of people I regard with something other than neutrality or dislike, which seems to be what Turt's list is.This reminds me of Facebook attention whores fishing for compliments. "Ugh, I look so ugly in this picture :/"


Not me? :c
In Viennese Waltz 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Today I discovered the Viennese waltz is not a dance so much as a way of killing oneself by spinning until you throw up your everything.

I practiced it for an hour today and still feel like throwing up. XP
Drakel said
Yep... If I'm correct you live in CA as well, right? As does Turt, right?


Yes on both accounts.

Also guys send some of that rain and snow here ;-; I don't want a drought.
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