Willis examines his hat, turning it in his hands. It has turned to a black fedora. He aims it at an oak tree on top of a grassy hill and throws it like a frizbee!
Thunk! The fedora smoothly shoots into the oak and firmly wedge itself into the tree trunk. The oak catches on fire and burns down.
"Oh gosh, what am I doing? I am destroying nature from sheer boredom! If I don't find civilization soon I'm going to go crazy!" Willis mumbles to himself as he nimbly crests up the hill, to the charred remains of the oak tree. Underneath a pile of ash, he retrieves his perfectly unharmed hat, which have turned into a pointy wizard's hat. Willis blows off some dust on his hat, puts it on his head, and scans the area around him on this summit with a hand over his eyes.
Thunk! The fedora smoothly shoots into the oak and firmly wedge itself into the tree trunk. The oak catches on fire and burns down.
"Oh gosh, what am I doing? I am destroying nature from sheer boredom! If I don't find civilization soon I'm going to go crazy!" Willis mumbles to himself as he nimbly crests up the hill, to the charred remains of the oak tree. Underneath a pile of ash, he retrieves his perfectly unharmed hat, which have turned into a pointy wizard's hat. Willis blows off some dust on his hat, puts it on his head, and scans the area around him on this summit with a hand over his eyes.