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Deflected! Exactly as Dazza had planned, he ducked underneath the claw and pushed it away with Blitz Juggernaut's forearm. He loved it when a plan came together. One rocket skate later, and he was too far in under the crab's guard for it to be a threat.

"GONNA TAKE MORE THAN THAT, SUNSHINE!" he roared, as he drew Blitz Juggernaut's fist back and, with a burst of rocket power, fired it down and forward towards the crab's face. He had the kaiju dead to rights. Barring some sort of miracle there was no way it was escaping this.
A rush! Oh happy days! Dazza loved it when they rushed him. Especially when they were so obviously telegraphing their actions!

Rule one of brawling. Get underneath your opponent's guard.

Dazza fired the rocket boosters once again. Blitz Juggernaut slewed towards the side of the crab without the claw, changing his angle of attack and hopefully throwing off the crab. Unlike the giant enemy crab, Blitz Juggernaut had four capable limbs. Now was the time to use them. With the two combatants closing at breakneck speed, he readied his forearm to block the claw at the "wrist" joint and drew back his other fist.

When the battle was joined (which would be in a couple of seconds), he'd be underneath the giant claw and deflecting it while the elbow thruster on his free arm activated and sent his fist flying towards giant enemy crab's face. With the speed at which they were moving, this would not only be devastating, but child's play.
The cables holding Blitz Juggernaut detached and the relatively small Vanguard hit the ground two kilometres from where the Kaiju was rampaging. Thank goodness for getting out here early! The carry choppers turned around, heading back to Irondome. Now it was just the ragin' Australian, staring down the barrel of a giant monster going to town on Newark.

Dazza used this time to scan the scene. Wilmington was getting wrecked. Local boys were having a tough time of it, which was to be expected. Americans had a tough time with anything. But the Kaiju itself was tiny. Two thirds of its body was just a single giant claw. Even the often-drunk Australian knew that it was shockingly bad biology for anything resembling combat. With a claw that long, there's a massive blind spot right in front of its face. Absa-bloody-lutely perfect, Dazza thought!

He primed the rocket boosters on the mech and readied the skates. This would be pitifully easy. But before he engaged, he decided it would be a smart idea to comm back to base.

"Base, Blitz Juggernaut," Dazza said said. "We got one tiny, off balance little bugger that a non-retarded National Guard can handle in their sleep. Recommend y'get the rest of the boys t'stand down. This'll be a waste of time for 'em. I'm engaging."

And with that, the rocket boosters fired, the skates engaged, and Blitz Juggernaut went from a standing stop to bolting full tilt at the crablike Kaiju.

"WE'RE GETTIN' CRAB F'DINNA, MATES!"
I'm withdrawing from this RP.
As soon as the warning came through for the attack on Maryland, Darryl "Dazza" Harris had slammed down his godawful beer and was up and running. He'd been reassigned to the Irondome from Shark Island Base four months ago, after the successful deployments of Armored Kelly and Five Eighth to the Australian eastern coasts. Experienced pilots were always needed in a learning environment, and while Dazza's role wasn't necessarily to provide training he was essential as a standby for when things got too hairy for the rookies.

He sprinted through the corridors of the Irondome and into the locker room, where he stripped down and pulled on the special suit needed to pilot Blitz Juggernaut. Dazza had pushed hard for an interface that didn't require the suit but the very few cooler heads from his homeland had prevailed. Still, he was growing fond of it, feeling it fitted him just as well as one of his many flannos. The nice little Australian flag painted over the breast inspired a little bit of patriotic fervor every time he saw it.

Finally, he put on his helmet with the large clear visor and made his way to the hangar at a brisk run. Techs were standing by, ready to assist him in getting into the control pod. The pod was a funny thing that was inserted into the center of the Vanguard, full of machinery that connected to the suit and essentially translated every movement he made to that of Blitz Juggernaut. It was certainly better than the old two-sticks-and-pedals design he had originally used!

The techs got him into the pod with minimal hassle. It was a well practiced drill, now, much helped by many of his techs being from the first Blitz Juggernaut crew from Australia. The pod was sealed, and now the fun part began. The inside of the pod was illuminated with a dull glow, but Dazza couldn't see it. The viewport on his helmet had gone opaque. Were he a claustrophobic man, now would be the time to panic. But Dazza was not. Instead, frozen in place, blinded to the outside world, he chuckled a bit. He always looked forward to what came next.

He felt the pod being moved. The hydraulics surrounding it were placing it inside Blitz Juggernaut right now. There were a few clunking sounds, ones that were music to Dazza's ears. Three clunks. Pause. Two. The sound of an engine whirring up. He'd memorized them. Another clunk. The engine was getting louder.

Then his helmet burst into life.

The display on the inside of Dazza's helmet abruptly showed a new sight, one of him looking directly towards men working in a control room. His ears heard a quiet chime and the engine sound lessened, overtaken by input from his radio and auditory sensors. The elegant machinery holding his body in place dragged him into an upright position, then eased off the pressure. He could move again.

"Lieutenant Harris, commence system check," was the radio buzz in his ear.

"Leftenant Harris, commencin' system check," Dazza responded.

He moved his head left, right, up and down. As he did so, his view changed to take in the world around him. He was standing in a cavernous hangar, far too large for ordinary humans. He saw figures moving along walkways, inside the control room, but not around the ground. He raised his left and right hands, and observed the blue with red trim mechanical arms enter his field of vision. So far so good. Just for kicks, he wiggled his fingers and witnessed the Vanguard match his movements. Then, for even further kicks, he extended both his middle fingers and noted with a chuckle that his Vanguard did also.

"Lieutenant Harris, please do not deviate from the check procedure," was the immediate buzz in his ears.

"Just testin', mate. Don't get ya knickers in a twist," Dazza jibed back.

The system check went for a few more minutes as Dazza got used to being inside, no, sorry, BEING Blitz Juggernaut. It was always a bit alien for the first couple of minutes, but you soon got used to it.

"System check complete. Good hunting, Blitz Juggernaut."

Dazza grinned, the act completely invisible under his helmet. "I'll bring back a big fish dinner for ya, mate," he responded. As though the giant mech were human, he turned and started walking towards the huge hangar doors. At the same time, with a quick voice command he dialed in the comm for the rookie trainer.

"Ledger, y'there?" he commed to the man. "Deployin' now. I'll be on standby in case you and y'rooks need me. Good huntin', mate."
I have dropped a character sheet into the Character section. Lemme know if I need to alter anything.
Name: Darryl "Dazza" Harris

Description:


Age: 36

Gender: Male

Personality: Dazza is a cheerful yet loudmouthed boisterous brawler prone to foul language and always looking for a bit of fun. He's willing to share a beer with anyone who he considers a mate, which is damn near everyone. Behind the controls of his Vanguard he is aggressive and unrelenting without losing his cocky cheer.

Vanguard Type: First Generation

Vanguard: The Blitz Juggernaut is exactly what it says on the tin. It is designed to rapidly get up close and personal with an opponent and beat it into submission, and for this reason it eschews inbuilt ranged weapons in favour of close combat prowess and extreme mobility. Its unique compact design allows it to dance around larger opponents and still hit harder than a freight train. This small size is also a liability, as any impairment to Blitz Juggernaut's movement can result in a Kaiju catching it and ripping it apart. For these reasons, Blitz Juggernaut requires a uniquely devil-may-care mindset to pilot, to the point where using caution is actually more dangerous than being aggressive, but when mastered it is a very dangerous machine.


Vanguard Weaponry: Blitz Juggernaut most notable weapon is its own body, as it is capable of grappling and striking like a human. It possesses rocket boosters all over its body and custom-made foot treads allowing it to 'skate' across surfaces and close distance quickly. Blitz Juggernaut is also capable of holding Vanguard-sized weaponry such as handguns or assault rifles but since they force the Vanguard into a ranged fight to which it is not suited, Dazza often leaves them at base. It possesses no other inbuilt weapons meaning that unless the Vanguard is armed it is a sitting duck unless it can get into brawling range.

Vanguard Size: 30m

Country Vanguard Representing: Australia

Bio: Born and raised in the worst part of Sydney's west, Darryl Harris is a walking talking example of the VB swilling speed obsessed bogan culture that has taken root there. He was serving in the AAF when the Tritons came, and through candidate testing he was found to have the best mindset required for the unique aggressive fighting style demanded by Blitz Juggernaut, despite his taste in beer. He has been responsible for protecting the coast of NSW and Brisbane ever since Blitz Juggernaut rolled off the rack in mid-2026 and has become famed for both his rapid response to attacks as well as his partying tendencies.
No sooner had No-Point dropped the boulder than the deku exploded into a fungus-inducing frenzy. Well then. "Do that once more, and this boulder shall make its permanent residence in your skull!" the warlord threatened the deku.

Now, with that out of the way, he got in behind the fountain to take a look at why it was jammed. He was already carrying this team, and there was no way in hell he was cleaning up that statue. He poked his hand inside and extracted a clump of mushrooms that had been lodged in the mechanism. The water burst past his hand and began to fill the fountain once more.

"Truly, if a task must be undertaken, one must do it with their own hands..."
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