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Alpha made me do it

Anyway, couple of things.

Gat rolled a Natural 20 twice in a row, so, well, help is coming, oh boy is it ever coming... Temporarily. Don't expect this for the rest of the mission.

Quick tip for Raen: Multiple actions make it harder to succeed in one post. So firing several shots then magic-amplifying them all was a lot of actions back to back.

Oh, and no Herzi, Thailen isn't dying horrible... Not yet, anyway.
"I baked, I did parties, I lifted spirits, I tried to make everyone smile and be happy." -Draza, page 3.

First Blow


The attack by D.H., while spectacular, was not particularly effective. Twenty four shots pierced through the air and as he attempted to control and enhance each of them, he gradually loses control and made mental errors with all of them as a whole. Some veered left, others veered right, and overall of the twenty four shots he fired, only two managed to hit their target. Atop this, only one actually detonates--he loses his influence over the other just prior to impact attempting to keep the rest from hitting incorrect targets. One detonates near Thailen's feet, but does no actual damage aside from a temporary scare for her health. The one shot that does hit and explode on target hits the gargoyle's back. The shadowy explosions didn't seem to have any effect on the outer shell of the gargoyle, though the bolt itself did manage to put a small crack in his stone skin... And it did get his attention.

Wren's expression was, initially, much the same as Alex's was at the sight of the oncoming demon... Though, when he attacked, she had a different thought in mind entirely. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend, we'll deal with this later!" She does not obey Alex's order and instead turns to analyze the Gargoyle. Her eyes move over its every curve. It would take a few moments to find something, but, she was certain she would. Meanwhile, the undead gecko on her shoulder stared lifelessly at Alex, almost as though condemning him for prejudice. Its completely empty gaze, however, could mean anything. Alex's last shot manages an easy hit, after all, the creature was pretty much disabled, and he was firing only one round.

Maher's attack came next, and the Gargoyle, being made out of stone, had no real way to avoid the attack. The water gushed rapidly, striking his form, but not causing him to budge. He chuckles to himself. "Aha... You don't understand..." It takes to the air, shoving Maher's attack away and gaining a few feet of altitude. It was preparing to attack again, and this time, it had its eyes on the one person who had managed to harm it thus far... "... You will not get another chance, meat sack." Apparently its outer shell was protecting it from the anti-magic aura projected by Erasmus, and it had no intention of weakening itself by assaulting him. Taunts were perhaps not all that effective from someone without much charisma to back it up...

Its powerful wings make a final gust that leaves Thailen and Erasmus a little unstable underneath it, before diving for Maher. Its weight gave it added speed as it managed to slam into him. His one saving grace was managing to put up a burst of water to try and defend himself while trying to get out of the way, lessening the impact just enough to send him spiraling several feet through the air before landing behind Wren, D.H., and Alex. It glares back at Erasmus for a moment with delight. "Every moment you speak, I recharge... And you... Wither."

Two of Maher's left ribs were fractured by the impact. His survival was purely and surely... By luck alone... Or perhaps, by something else entirely... In fact, he felt something familiar nearby. Something only he would know, from his old Templar days... An old friend of Taigyn and Queen Kouri...
Freeshooter92 said
Well, the weight penalty means he can't move very quickly with it. But, I can see I can't have what I want (extreme fire rates), So I'll just withdraw.


Oh no. The horror. Whatever will we do without captain autocannon machinegun. It's almost as if someone didn't read that this is a Victoria-era RP.

Oh well.

Good luck in your future endeavours, hope you find a 40K RP though, definitely has you covered in autocannons.
Turtlicious said
Uhhh... Look at ShonHarris' post. That goes beyond caring to, "Fake Gamer Girls Killed My Mom."


... Yeah you didn't read anything and formulated an opinion already. Unsurprising.
xAsunaWolfx said Interesting enough, but a question is never pointless, although you may or may not answer - yes, even the ones with grammatical errors.


A question is never pointless, no.

xAsunaWolfx said It sort of how we, as either scientist or non-scientist, learn and experience.


Right! Which means that in order to broaden the purview of our knowledge, we cannot allow things like offense to be used as legitimate reasons to silence people who dislike a scientific thread, right? Right???

xAsunaWolfx said Because it can be offensive.


Fuck.

In all seriousness though: It doesn't matter if you are offended. Your being offended doesn't give you or anyone else the right to censor something. Being offended is perfectly fine, it's legal, it's allowed... It's just a horrible reason to say that something cannot be taught or laughed at. Like evolution. In a science class room. Because it's a science. Used everywhere.

xAsunaWolfx said You don't seem them promoting one certain religion ( Don't mix this up with them giving the history of it, think of it as a church sermon way. However, religion has influenced that past heavily with ancient empires, etc, etc.).


They are absolutely promoting a Judeo-Christian, monotheistic creator, right down to including events from the bible as core parts of the theory! I've read Intelligent Design, it's terrible as a scientific theory!

xAsunaWolfx said It's almost respectful to give both equal grounds if it needs to be talked about. Or don't talk about it at all.


From now on, all history classes will teach the Nazi perspective of World War 2, and how the Jews are subhuman scum to be wiped from the Earth.

From now on, all English literature classes will also contain a French of Spanish quotient in order for students to pass.

From now on, all church sermons will include a one hour seminar about evolution and atheism.

Do you see how insane this line of logic is? It's not respectful: It's delusional. I'm sorry but it is. Creationism, Intelligent Design--these things are not scientific theories, they do not belong in a science classroom. Period. End of discussion. Really.

xAsunaWolfx said I bet schools do not want to deal with mobs of angry parents/ students.


That just makes the education system run by incompetent cowards. Which isn't new, really.

xAsunaWolfx said I myself am in school, and history is... often on the back burner by many students. It isn't worth changing what is already there :/.


"Those who cannot remember the past, are condemned to repeat it," --George Santayana.

xAsunaWolfx said ~~~anywho,I read something today. It went sort of like this " In spite of evidence, evolution has been rejected by members of religious groups who prefer creationism. This attempts to explain some of the features of plants and animal life through an interpretation of the bible. In the scientific field, however, there is little doubt that the general outline of Darwin's theory of evolution is correct...a recently proposed modification of evolution theory suggests that from time to time, evolution may proceed rapidly. These bursts of activity are followed by long periods of no change. This modification is called punctuated equilibrium, which goes a long way toward explaining what has been called incompleteness of fossil record, that is, the scarcity of the fossils,"No matter where you look, there is uncertainty somewhere, a "scarcity of information".


[Citation needed]

Though, to address this: No, we have plenty of fossils, especially of our own ancestry. Yes, it's true, some parts of history had explosions of activity while others did not, it likely had a lot to do with the environment during those periods of time.

And religious groups tend to reject evolution because it conflicts with how they believe the world to be. They use faith in place of evidence. There's nothing wrong with that, that's a personal choice that they, as adults, are allowed to make... But a child should be taught science in a science classroom. Evolution is entirely relevant to science, especially when explaining biodiversity and biology.

If a parent doesn't want their child learning evolution, they have the choice of sending them to a private facility, or home schooling them, or any other number of things than attempting to censor science because they're offended by it and it hurt their precious feelings... Look science made modern medicine, and the Internet, and radio, and airplanes, and pretty much everything we use in our day to day lives, is some byproduct of science... So I guess you could call it an irony that the people who condemn science are the same people who pop anti-depressants while driving an automatic gear-shift SUV, all the while tuning the radio to listen to their favourite christian rock band which was recorded using sound capture hardware developed in a laboratory somewhere.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

xAsunaWolfx said Of course, most do not feel uncertain with their own belief.


Of course. Because nobody wants to be wrong about this sort of thing. It's terrifying to accept that you can never possible know for certain, absolutely. Not for now, anyway.

I simply take the side of evidence because, well, evidence leads to prosperous conclusions, generally...

xAsunaWolfx said All this really shows me is that I guess when you die, you'll find out whether you've been living a truth or a lie.


What? Living a truth or a lie? My life is not a lie. I live it just fine thank you. What happens after I die is the question, not my life.

xAsunaWolfx said I'm also curious about the future of the numbers of creationist/ ones of evolution. Words out that Democrats number of evolutionist are increasing, and republicans are decreasing. I say there's going to eventually be a /huge split/ in the USA nation since beliefs influence well.... other beliefs- a bigger split than has what already been presented if people do not resort back to the foundations, the so called "original political/law times." I almost wonder if it would be topics like this that will eventually destroy the stability of the government.


You think the US Government is stable as is when they nearly rammed the economy into the ground playing chicken over Obamacare? You really think the US Government is stable when the President can order people arrested without a warrant, and break every single constitutional right of its citizens on a whim? You think the US Government is stable when there's non-stop doom prophecies coming from every sector of society?

Uhh... Hate to break it to you, but the US Government is fucked. It has been for several years now. It's barely hobbling along, like some... Horrifyingly obese... Thing... Just... Rolling down a hill and hoping it doesn't hit something and bruise itself again. It might recover. It might not. As it stands though? Religion won't be the death knell of the US Government, but it sure isn't helping things with these divides over really dumb shit.
Blondie said
I think it's pretty much all about self-image, jealousy and sexual frustration.It's pretty much agreed upon that this nerd hate comes primarily (if not entirely) from men. I'll just be blunt. I assume a guy who sees a "fake geek girl" and lashes out over it is only because he finds the whole situation unfair. I figure he's thinking "you like comics and games? I'm OBSESSED with comics and games. You should be impressed. Why is it that you like the THINGS I like but not ME specifically?"


Erm... No. Definitely not jealousy and sexual frustration. Has a lot more to do with social outcasts traditionally ignored by women and treated poorly by women now watching women enter their one "safety zone". Is it still immature as shit? Damns right. Is it counterproductive? Damns right.

Is it without point? No. There is a point. It's just not a very good one.

Turtlicious said
I don't?If you want to play DnD with me make a sheet, who cares why you want to do it.e: I'm not reading all of those paragraphs, because I have a job and a girlfriend Jesus people, it's like no-one taught you about brevity.


Here I'll summarize it for you: People said things and made arguments because they cared about the subject.
jennifer lost the war said Although I wouldn't go that far, I agree with the stuff you've said prior to that. 1x1 has certainly become something like a meat shop, but I've never visioned the genre to be that way and I think a lot of people feel the same. I would love to do a 1x1 with somebody to essentially write a collaborative story, and while you point out that you would only need 1 other person to agree with you, both the RPers also have much more responsibility and weight on their shoulders in terms of how the story ends up going and being shaped. In that way I wouldn't say the genre is lazy, just the people it seems to attract, since they have such a lazy interpretation of it.


I think you're mixing up terms a bit, miscommunication. A genre is a series of tropes or stereotypes that define a commonly used setting or plot arc. A fantasy story often includes fantastical versions of medieval Europe, for example, or magic. Not all fantasy stories contain these elements, but they share common ones which string them all together in the genre they belong in.

1x1 is not a genre, it's a personal preference. That doesn't make it a lesser thing, it makes it different. 1x1 Draws softcore pornography like flies to a pile of shit because most porn is one on one, boy meets girl, or if you're into that kind of thing, girl meets flailing array of suspiciously shaped appendages.

Again, this doesn't mean that all 1x1 RP's are porn, this means that the 1x1 section as a whole is more likely to attract that kind of attention, and does.

As for the comment of it being easier to make one other person agree than multiple people, try posting adult content RP's in the advanced section and ask for 8+ players. Watch it burn to a crisp because getting that much attention on one RP would be more than enough to catch the eye of someone who does know the site rules. Plus most of these smut RP's, which are lazy, mind you, because they're not even well written porn (which is the insulting part of it all!), being 1x1, means they only have to wait for their partner to respond, which results in much faster posting cycles versus a group, which for horny teenagers, means a lot, really.

jennifer lost the war said To be fair, the site acknowledges that they can't control what we do privately, so whenever I see that a 1x1 intends to engage in adult content I assume that the RPer wants to conduct the RP via PM or elsewhere, but maybe I'm giving them too much credit.


Even then, it's still very upsetting for people who want to RP 1x1 and not be bombarded with sleazy, poorly written porn ads. The fact that it's even being advertised is shameful, it really is. If they take it off site I'll at least give credence that they're taking their personal, adult activities away from places where it might harm the site, so that gets my thumbs up... But really? Of all the places to advertise for porn, here?... Really? There are other sites better equipped to handle adult content than this one, and I'd even link one if it wasn't for the rule about advertisement.
@Everyone: First Blow will be updated tomorrow. *Sagely nod*

As for First Blow and Amazonia Imperiia, if y'all need anything, you know the drill, just holler. I'll be here. Sort of.

I'll be updating the active character list soon as well, and if anyone on the mission Hunt For Diana is still here let me know, or I'll be closing that soon.
“Mikan is up to her usual shenanigans. Though this time their more..“official” in a sense. And My Sister has never been happier with Alex. Though the Nobles did look a little pale at the wedding ceremony. Can't say I blame them really. Stuffy nobles confronted with two women kissing. I think one of them died before cake was served!” -Sisera, Page 2.

Amazonia Imperiia


Traxilus, within the tent, does quite the... Admirable performance. Luckily for Kraith as he slipped in through the front, there were privacy curtains inside, likely for such reasons as this. The loud noises of equipment banging about and animistic grunts was enough to cover up his own quiet footsteps, he slipped to the chest with ease thanks to his small figure and was unnoticed even as he passed by the pair as quickly as his little feet could carry him, and his most assuredly disturbed imagination inspired him to such fleetness. He opens it and quickly rifles through it, nabbing the gem, and immediately feeling a sense of weight and dread upon his very soul. He recognized it instantly as a necromancer: This was a soul gem!

Kraith then slips back out the same way he came in, however at the entrance, he hears the Amazon growl angrily. For a moment, he thought he was caught, until... "NO boy, the collar isn't for me..." With a look of total disgust, he leaves the tent.

A few minutes later, Traxilus would come stumbling out of the tent, with a very satisfied looking Amazonian behind him, smirking like a demon. "Not bad..." She says playfully, before letting him go his own way. Kraith was standing nearby the tent now.

It was at this point that Ethyssa arrived with the two Amazonians in tow: Mira and Elyssa. Mira walked with both of her hands interlocked behind her head, a bored expression on her face, while Elyssa's eyes widened at the sight of Kraith. Kraith hides the soul gem upon their approach, whether he showed them later or not was up to him. "You didn't tell me you had a goblin with you!" Elyssa says with a sense of awe. Mira, on the other hand, rolls her eyes. "Oh look, one of the little green boys the slavers bring to try and bait us out. Ha... Never succeeds."

It was at this point that, across from the queen's tent where the group now stood, Count Richielu and the princess left the tent. The princess nods and the count immediately starts moving in Alexandria's direction. It seemed their discussion had come to a close. She seemed to be waiting momentarily, trying to decide what to do as her eyes looked over those outside of the Queen's tent with a certain sense of curiosity...
Royal Blood


Rayne Walker's moves through the castle quickly, finding his mark he leaps for Xavier from behind, attempting to infiltrate his senses, but the moment he does, he instead finds himself wrapped in darkness. Then, suddenly, a bright light shines upon him from above, but only exposes a few feet around him. He was still without his body, only his soul was present, and yet, he could swear that he felt a chill around him.

That's when he hears it: A pair of high heels, stepping upon cold stone resound around him. He hears an icy voice, without any hint of gender, pierce through the darkness. "Ahh... An intruder... Intriguing... Xavier thought Renalta would send someone like you..." That's when he sees the woman finally enter the light, straight ahead of him. He found he could no longer move, looking beneath him, his lower half was frozen in a block of ice. The chill burned his non-existent form. The woman herself was voluptuous in form, likely disguising her true physical form like he did his own. Her face, even, was covered with a veil, preventing him from seeing her eyes. "... You have to go now... Go back to your friends... Oh, and if I should, see you... I will know who you are... Rayne Walker... Or whatever, other name, you choose to use... So should you try this trick again within this castle... I will kill you, and use your body parts as decorative arrangements to the next diplomat from your country as to what not to do here." With that, she thrusts a black gloved hand into his torso, and after a few moments of extreme pain, Rayne would find himself back in his own body.

Upon awaking from his stupor, he would find a mark of a single finger branded onto the back of his left hand... Likely as a warning that his power could hold physical consequences in this strange place.
As Ceann, Penelope, and Rayvon walk through the streets towards the mage, they would find the streets empty wherever they went. Only the occasional guard was spotted, who would give a quick salute, then go back to their patrol route. The closer they grew to the mage's location, the more tension the air itself held, and upon arriving, Mikan's eyes opened widely at the sight. "...Wow..." She says, almost breathless at the sight of a four story tall building made out of pure stone. Bits and pieces of gargoyles and other bits of stone creatures scattered the complex. Just as Penelope was about to say something, another gargoyle is thrown out of a window and goes hurtling down to the ground, exploding only a few feet away from the group, followed up with the frustrated scream of a woman at the top of the building. What they chose to do now was up to them, even as Penelope had instinctively positioned herself behind Ceann in a mixture of surprise and fear. "My mentor gets very angry sometimes..." She mumbles.
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