Bunanigans

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Guesssss who overslept! Now have around half an hour to write a post lmao. It'll be rushed, I apologise in advance. So yeah, calling next post. If it's not up within the hour assume my computer exploded and go without me cause I should be at work by then lol.

*salutes and gets cracking*

Edit: BOOM DONE SEEYA LATERZ

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Ok I'll admit, I've ran out of ideas of what to do IC. Any ideas? *shrugs*

Edit: gonna sleep on it, see if that helps. Night guys!

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Oh yeah, the bathroom. The build quality in my house isn't too hot since it's one of those crappy tiny new-builds, but my parents like it and don't want to move. The bathroom is one of the worst rooms in the house so they're getting it done up. And by done up I mean completely knocked out and new shit being put in. They do have an en suite off their bedroom which does have a shower in it, so no stinky Bunanigans just yet. But since the water is shut-off in the day we can only have them from 8pm-8am lololololol

All in all, glad to be out of the house a lot wooooo! Anyway, hope everyone's having a good day :D

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Phillis Circus - Animal cages
Moira couldn't help but squirm under the animals' unrelenting licks. "Argh, fuck off!" she laughed. The little shits had figured out that she was ticklish behind her knees! ARGH!

Although she did better than her partner. Syed looked borderline catatonic, staring with wide, horrified eyes at the horn of the massive rhino which stood over him. How was he not dead? How was this thing not at least crushing him? What... what was going on?!

Until it started licking him too, and it turned out Syed was pretty much ticklish all over. Welp. He tried his best to recoil from it all, sparks jumping up all over as he gasped for breath through his laughter, but the rhino just wasn't fazed. He couldn't think straight, he couldn't concentrate. This... was probably the most surreal moment in his entire life.

Which at this point was saying something.

“GREETINGS, LITTLE FRIENDS, AND WELCOME TO BIG, MIGHTY FUN CIRCUS! These be all Abram’s children, and they look happy to see you! Don’t be scared! They no bite!”

Moira turned her head towards the noise, which was about as much as she could do at this point. Only to be greeted by the sight of... possibly the most attractive man she had seen in ages. The world seemed to slow to a standstill as her eyes drifted down to those tensing pecs. Look at them. Just look at them.

She could almost hear the sound of a harp chiming in the background. Dis guy.

The berserker blushed ever so slightly behind her freckles, becoming somewhat lost in her own world. Now this guy was a man's man. Taming vicious beasts with his bare hands, the somewhat sexy accent. She couldn't help it. "Well... hello," she said loudly over the contented noises the animals were making, her voice subconciously a little smoother than usual as she started batting her eyelashes. As she lay pinned to the floor in not the most attractive manner. "Name's Moira. I'm single."

Syed made an odd strangled noise in protest to her words, now feeling brave enough to gingerly pat the rhino's horn with his one free hand in his poor attempt to get it off him. It was the best he could do when he could barely even breathe through the tickle-laughter.

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Hey peeps! I got woke up this morning by builders smashing the bathroom in lmao. If my alarm clock sounded like that I might actually get up in time :I

So how's everyone doing? Hope everyone's not working too too hard.

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Phillis Circus

Ack! What the?!

Syed immediately recoiled at the sight of poor Lute flanked by such a particularly dangerous array of animals. Had... had he been found out?! Was the circus now setting their animals on him?! Was this it?! Or was this just Lute getting picked on again? "Lute, what happened?! What did you do?"

His eyes immediately began darting from one animal to the other, his mind forming stratergies and plans on the best way to deal with this. He didn't want to do anything magically, as it would be a flashy and noisy beacon that they shouldn't be here. But it's better to be prepared, just in case.

Geez, he couldn't decide whether animals loved or hated the poor guy. It was a fine line.

Moira meanwhile didn't bother thinking about it. Sod that. Sure, Xan had some good advice. The sort of advice you give someone with one of those fire-wasps on their head, but good advice all the same. But as far as she was concerned, it weren't enough. "Ey!" she yelled, striding up and dragging the somewhat reluctant mage along with her. "I wouldn't eat him, he's a bit skinny. Ain't worth the work chewin'. OI! Look at me!"

Syed muttered something about how he was sure pandas and elephants didn't eat meat if he remembered right, although he was easily drowned out by his partner. While she certainly didn't like the look of that lion, she strode past the elephant and into the circle, before standing in front of Lute. Syed stood at his other side, looking thoroughly distressed at what they were doing. Goodbye world. It was nice knowing you.

"I wrestle bears for a hobby. Bring it," she hissed. "Nobody's touchin' my mate on my watch."

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Phillis Circus - Funhouse
Moira simply struggled against the ball pit of hell. Oh god damnit what was this shit why did kids like playing in these?! She remembered taking her son to one when he was just a little dot, and he spent most of the time sinking and being trampled on by the bigger children. Until she got involved, anyway.

And she was still banned from that play area to this day.

At least Xan seemed to be doing fine, standing upright like a boss. Damn. This girl was well practiced. Or maybe just had better footwear. Probably the latter.

Despite his call, Syed had been searching among the balls too. Had everyone had a bad experiance with a ballpit before? Wait no, this was Sy. He was probably just doing his paranoid teacher thing again.

"I don't think she's here," Moira hissed as she struggled some more. And then finally, she had managed to pull herself free and onto solid ground. "She ain't answered or anythin'. No way she didn't hear us." She leant over to remove the ball that had been speared by her heel. "Fuck it."

Syed shrugged. "You can't be too careful, and you can't assume everyone is as loud as you. I mean, I don't think she is here. But she still might be, and we are looking for clues too. And trying to get more prizes, apparently."

"Well woop-de-fuckin'-do there's no clues or no kid here, who'd have guessed! There's nothin' dodgy here at all!" Moira span on the spot and began to charge towards Eric, only for...

PANG!

She recoiled, holding her nose as she bounced off the clear plastic wall. Aw shit, you kidding me?! It even left a pretty good image of her make-up imprinted upon it's previously invisible surface. "FUCK IT!!!" she screamed furiously. "I'm done!"

And with that she began charging instead to the right. This time, Syed insisted on touching his fingers on the left-hand wall as they walked. It would be no use if they encountered any more spinning rooms, but it should be useful to help them get out otherwise.

Eventually.

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Phillis Circus - Funhouse
“Baltiiii!!” Eric continued to scream. “I’m here to rescue youuuuu-AGHH!!”

"That is a nickname, right?" Syed glanced towards the other two. "She isn't really called Balti, right?" Who... who would name their child after a curry?!

Moira meanwhile sighed, rolling her eyes. This man was an idiot. Didn't he know... that he wasn't loud enough?! "BALTIIIIIIIIII!" she bellowed, loud enough to cause both Syed and Xan to recoil in pain. The yell echoed around the rooms. Well. If she didn't hear that, she weren't here. That was that.

"Any noise at a volume greater than 85 decibels can lead to hearing loss," the blond girl from the front suddenly appeared, poking her head around the barrel-like entrance. She said nothing more, however. She simply just stared at them with those wide pale eyes and made them feel uncomfortable. Syed shifted a little and gave her a small nod of thanks, but all that did was cause her to shift her unblinking gaze to him instead.



Moira flicked her wrist into the air and began to walk away from the entrance. Yeah yeah she got it. Well, the man had at first gone down... but now the sound of his voice almost sounded like he was up. And the guy sounded like he was now in trouble... somehow, so that was where she would go.

"Moira, wait, you know how when you're in a maze you can find your way out by always touching the wall on your left? Let's do-"

"No fuck that we don't want out we want to see everythin'," Moira interrupted, grabbing Xan's wrist and staring at one of the mirrors as they ascended the stairs. The strange angle it was at made it appear like the entrance area was now on one of the walls. Oh fucking hell this place was disorientating. And at the summit, they encountered a large cylindrical room with two exits - one they had just entered through, and the other straight ahead.

...At least, until the room suddenly span, sending the three of them tumbling once more to the floor. It was very brief, but it served it's purpose to disorientate them even more. "Who the fuck designed this shit?!" Moira exclaimed. No wonder this little girl might have gotten lost in here. She angrily stepped towards one of the exits, not really sure which was which anymore. "Fuck this- ARGH!"

And with that they went tumbling down the slide which awaited them at the other side, landing in a ball-pit somewhat awkwardly. Moira in particular sent balls flying everywhere as she landed face-first, while Syed desperately clung onto his hat before it was lost. On the plus side, at the end of this corridor of balls they could see Eric again. "Eric!" Syed called over. "Any luck?"

On the negative side, they were now just as lost as he was.

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I think it's Xan. It's usually Xan to be fair :P

I'm glad you guys are having fun. I hope everyone else is too, and I hope Fox's computer survives it's surgery or whatever lol. Godspeed, Fox's computer. Godspeed.

I'll see you guys in the morning!

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Haha no worries, tbh I'm enjoying having time to do hobbies.

I am the last person to post in my scene still, but tonight is my non-posting day anyway so lol woop woop I really don't mind :)