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Current I can't believe this site is 9 years old lol I remember the old site moving over to this one
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I love the North, it's so quaintly barbaric.
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Still check in from time-to-time though. This website literally hasn't changed since Mahz migrated it over like 8 years ago lol

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Equestrian Wasteland

Sacred approached the cave slowly, his hooves making a clacking sound off of the stones. A small stream burbled behind him, its water clear and cool. The sun had just dipped behind the horizon - the sudden coolness on his back confirmed that - and Equestria was plunged into a purple-skied darkness. It had been midday when he'd left this cave - it was now almost midnight. A day of tracking had left him exhausted but he was confident this was to be the last night of it. He whistled into the mouth of the small cave and after a moment, a Zebra clacked out, a cigarette hanging from one mouth. It looked nothing like the pre-war propaganda had showed Zebras. There was no sign of a Fu Manchu or the blood of innocents dripping from his mouth. In fact, were it not for the black-and-skin, the Zebra would be the most Equestrian pony Sacred had ever met.

'Well?' he grunted, rubbing one tired eye with a hoof. 'I found them, Decimus' said Sacred, a smile forming at the corners of his mouth. A stream of smoke left Decimus' nostrils and he grinned. 'Good pony. Where are they?' he gestured Sacred to enter the mouth of the cave. 'A pre-war village a few miles west. They're hiding out in one of the husks that used to be homes' said Sacred, jumping up to stand beside the larger Zebra. 'Are all eleven of them there?' he asked, breathing a smoke ring from his mouth. 'At least seven of them' nodded Sacred. 'An unusually big group anyway'

'You've done good, Sacred. I'll go awake the rest. We'll be heading off in ten minutes. Prepare yourself' Decimus spat his cigarette onto the ground and stomped it out before turning back into the cave. The Prench pony found a comfortable spot outside the cave and settled down. His bones ached from spending the whole day wandering the wastes, checking haunts and laying on his knees for extended periods of time. His eyes closed and he sighed in bliss. It would be lovely if I could rest like this all the time. But with those...ponies, I haven't slept properly in a week, he thought, grimacing slightly at the thought of his companions. Recently, slaver tribes had begun supplying small groups of their own to accompany Decimus and Sacred in hunting down slaves. They were basically hired muscle who would drag the slaves back home after Sacred had found where they were hiding. Four unicorns had been accompanying as the representatives from the slavers this time and Celestia, were they nasty pieces of work. Loud, impatient and an almost scary obsession with rape, murder and torture. Even the pretty mare slaver talked fondly of her times spent doing unspeakable things to others.

Sacred felt a tang of pity in his chest when he thought of the fate of the 11 slaves they'd been hunting. There was a large group at that small village They'd no doubt be chained up, punished and treated like shit all the way back to their masters by the . But when he thought of the high ransom that was going for these slaves, any thoughts of pity slowly evaporated. A job was a job, after all. There was one last member to this group that Sacred dreaded to think of. A raider unicorn who had worked with Decimus and Sacred before. She called herself 'Bliss' and was anything but. Her cutie mark a sniper rifle scope, she had horrific scarring on one side of her face, wore her mane in a bundle of horrible knots and she used a large rifle as a weapon. Sacred didn't particularly like Decimus or the muscle ponys very much but Bliss he hated. She had a certain cruel streak about her ad was usually only in the group to protect Decimus from harm (which was usually never there). In the past, she had killed captured slaves and got the group in a lot of trouble. Decimus had time and time again said he would never let her back in the group but judging by the amount of times they had slept together, this was to forever be a broken promise.

A presence appeared at the mouth of the cave and yawned loudly. The slaver ponies had awoken. They barely glanced at Sacred as they piled out of the cave mouth, whipping their whips off of the ground and whooping loudly. Barbares! How can they live with themselves? Decimus appeared behind them, smoking another cigarette. Behind him came Bliss, reloading her rifle with magic. She sneered at Sacred as he shakily got to his hooves. 'Right, Sacred. Lead the way to the slaves. And for fuck sakes, stop making so much noise!' he barked at the four whooping slavers, who continued for a few moments before going silent. They all pulled their hats low and their scarves above their noses, leaving only their eyes showing. All were dressed identically and all had whips floating beside them, ready to strike the back of some poor pony.

'Follow me and keep it down. The slaves suspect they have lost us' Sacred said, bounding ahead of the slavers. ''Oi, 'ow da you kno' that?'' snorted one of the slavers. Sacred look back before answering. 'They've started a fire in that little husk of a house they call home. Would you start a fire if you were being followed? Now, come. The hunt begins'

***


Before the war, Saddleshire had been a small, poverty stricken town in the middle of nowhere. When the bombs hit, there had been 167 ponies living in the village, all scraping out a living on small farms in the area. You could barely call it a village - it was three rows of houses just dropped in the middle of nowhere and been smashed to smithereens when a bomb had landed just a mile away. The only legacy left behind by Saddleshire was the shells that had once been the homes of forgotten ponies. Raiders had left their mark in the form of graffiti and spent shotgun shells. Right now, the only inhabitants were a group of scared ponies, huddled around a small fire behind a wall.

'Well, they certainly look like slaves' said Decimus, his eyes glued to a pair of pre-war binoculars. It was dark but even this small pinprick of light in the wasteland stuck out like a sore thumb. Standing on a hill a mile outside of the town were the group of slave hunters. 'I don't understand why there's so many of them, though' murmured Sacred, taking a peer into the binoculars. 'Slaves usually separate into smaller groups or go it alone' agreed the Zebra, handing the binoculars to the Prench pony. The slavers shifted impatiently and moved away from Bliss, who was giving them the evil eye. 'Mmm'kay. We're going to have to be clever about this. We can't let any get away but we don't want any dead. Your people won't be happy' Decimus glanced at the slavers, who nodded in agreement. He paused, deep in thought, before continuing. 'I'd say we all need to circle around, whip them into submission and then chain them up. After that, we can start heading back. Agreed?'

The group all nodded and Sacred secretly wondered for the thousandth time why this guy was leader. But then he remembered who the other candidates for leader were and immediately withdrew any doubts on Decimus. 'All right. Bliss and the Slavers are going to circle around that house, not making a single noise. Sacred and I shall be behind you, as we are both unarmed. When I whistle, you all pounce and get them. Any questions?'. There was a momentary silence before the muffled voice of a slaver piped up from behind his scarf. 'Are they armed?' he directed the question towards Sacred, who looked surprised he'd even been referred to. 'Oh...I don't know' he replied. 'I haven't found any spent shells but they might have some kind of melee weapon. I wouldn't know. A weapon is harder to find traces of if it's not been used yet' he shrugged. The slaver stared at him for several moments with an uneasy look in his eyes. [i]Merde! What's he looking at me like that for? Sacred became uncomfortably aware of how strong his accent had sounded and madly rolled his eyes away from the slavers gaze until they fixed on his hooves. 'All right' he said finally, turning to his companions. 'Come on, lads - and mare- , we'd better get going'. The slavers all nodded in agreement and began trotting down the hill towards the town.

Decimus waited a few moments until they were out of earshot and then turned to Sacred. 'Don't worry about those idiots. They won't lay a finger on my prized tracker while I'm alive' he said, giving a reassuring smile. 'Now come on. Bliss, you catch up with them. Don't kill any slaves. Sacred and I will be behind a bit. Remember, we'll give a signal when you should attack'. Bliss grinned, showing her horrible row of teeth. 'Can't even shoot one?' she said playfully. Decimus glared at her. 'No. Not one' he growled. 'Now, catch up with those slavers'. The raider gave another horrible grin, flipped her knotted mane out of her face and then turned hoof to catch up with the slavers.

Sacred gave an audible sigh of relief. He didn't like Decimus very much - he found him very controlling and hated the patronising tone he often took with him. But without that Zebra, Sacred would have been gobbled up by slavers or ponies like Bliss long ago. He owed his life to that Zebra.

And the Zebra knew it.
A most delicious app, Aaron. I'm liking this little roster we've built up. Hopefully it expands over the coming days.
Oh, we've all had a lot of fun with Gizoogle this evening.

'I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch'
I think I'll add another paragraph or two anyway. Make the history a bit less waffley.

Re-did the entire history to make it longer and better. I'm also going to add some fun Fallout stuff at the end for shits and gigs.

App is done. Now, when can we start IC fun times?

Action tiem

Name:
Sacred Grey (Sacre Gris)

Race:
Earth Pony

Physical Appearance:
I made a tasteful nude for this
A slim yet small stallion with a white coat and a dull grey mane, Sacred is by no means a pony you would look twice at. His mane and tail are cut shorter than normal, as is traditional with the tribes of Prance and his eyes are a glittering grey. As a foreigner, his way with words is considerably slower and heavily accented, as his first language is a Prench dialect (jesus christ....) He stands in the prime of his life and age has not yet effected his youthful features but the sand and dangers of the wasteland have left their mark in the form of scars and bad memories. A cutie mark appeared some years ago and has manifested itself into a fleur de lis.

Clothing is worn and discarded by Sacred on an almost weekly basis, depending on his line of work and how bad it smells. His only constant piece of clothing is a filthy, camo bucket hat that keeps the sun out of his eyes. Weaponry is non-constant, as he finds larger weapons too heavy or jangly to drag around the wasteland. A machete is sheathed around his neck for use from the mouth but most guns are cumbersome and practically useless in his hooves. In the case of a firefight, he will run or try to find a place to hide to avoid being shot. A leather pouch around his neck serves as a small bag, usually containing some supplies and a wallet.

Backstory:
Sacred Grey was born into a tribe of Prench ponies in Prance, an area to the far south inhabited solely by Earth Ponies that caught the downwind of war. With the destruction of Equestria came the violent implosion of nearby countries into civil wars. Like dominoes, country after country fell to anarchy. The misty moors of Prance were turned into an overgrown, dangerous wasteland full of tribes, factions and families all vying for control. Before the war, Prance hadn't exactly been prosperous and the poverty only worsened after the war. Many Prench ponies began leaving for a different life abroad and Sacred's small tribe were no different.

Traders trickling from the northern badlands told stories of Equestria, of the wealth of its cities and the prosperity of its ponies. Of course, these stories were exaggerated to the extreme, as Equestria was in no better condition than Prance but the Prench ponies clutched to this sliver of hope with their lives. Sacred's tribe of 60 ponies began their journey across the Badlands, all looking forward to their new lives. Six years later, Sacred Grey emerged from the Badlands alone, 59 of his companions having fell to the sands. Sacred's entire family, his friends, his world, had all been killed two years previously and the little pony had spent up to two years wandering the badlands himself, forever pushing himself to go north and complete his families dream of a new, prosperous life.

During his six years in the Badlands, Sacred learned a lot with his father. He'd already been rather young when they'd entered the Badlands and along with his father, learned skills for living in the wasteland. His cutie mark appeared while in the badlands and manifested itself into a fleur de lis, which probably relates to his love for the flower or the fact his first language was Prench. As the years passed, the tribe was slowly whittled down by attacks on raiders, hunger, dehydration and disease until only Sacred remained. For two years, he continued his journey north alone, determined to finish the journey so many had died to finish. He exited the badlands a different pony than the one that had entered. Once inside Equestria, he found the stories his tribe had told to be far from the truth. In fact, the Equestrian Wastelands were just like Prance, if not worst. However, the journey across the Badlands had taken a lot out of him and he doesn't wish to make the journey back to Prance anytime soon. He settled into simple extermination and hunting jobs out in the small towns for folk. His Equestrian was poor but slowly improved as the weeks turned to months. He drifted from town to town, offering his services to anyone who'd have him, good or evil.

After spending a year like this, his tracking skills caught the attention of slavers, who began calling on him to hunt down their runaways. Slavery was a concept he was initially uncomfortable with but he settled into the job when he realised how easy it was to track scared, weak ponies. Plus, the pay was great. Eventually, he went full-time with the slavers but has always made sure to distance himself from the families and tribes. By not affiliating himself with anypony, his market opened widely and he doesn't have to get into the often turbulent world of Wasteland politics. After a few years of drifting from slaver group to slaver group, Sacred found himself working with a small group led by a charismatic Zebra called Decimus who shared his ideas of not getting involved with slaver politics and offered his services to anyone. This suited him fine. This professional group of trackers has become well known amongst the slaver community for their efficiency and neutral stance in politics.

Decimus' group of trackers often fluctuates in size but has always included Sacred as a tracker, who gets his hunches right 8 times out of 10. Decimus stands as the groups leader and the groups main barterer, often meditating negotiations between the more demanding members of his crew and the slavers. Almost twelve years have past since Sacred Grey left the Badlands behind and he has well established himself into Equestrian society. His Prench receives rare use in real life but Sacred uses it as a first language, often speaking a pidgin Prench/Equestrian. Old memories of his tribe, lost to the badlands, have faded like his scars from his days in the Badlands and he no longer associates himself as the last member of them.

Sacred Grey had to adapt to life in the Badlands and to life in Equestria. Now, as the winds of change begin shaping the Wastelands again, Sacred will be forced to adapt again. But it won't be hard. It never was before.

Karma Title
Smelly Parfait - Neutral but leaning on Evil.

Traits

Rat de Friche
You've survived in the wasteland for many years on your own and have done disgusting things to yourself in order to stay alive. GG! As such, you now know how to look after yourself in the wild, wild wastelands but unfortunately for you, your social skills are better suited to a 13-year old kid who likes comic books.
+5 Medicine, Survival
-5 Speech, Barter.

Cheese-eating-surrender-pony
You have embraced your natural instinct of 'flight-and-hide' and will probably be better off escaping than trying to fight off raiders due to your small stature and general cack-hoofness with guns. However, you're better at hiding and will fight if stuck in a corner.
+5 Sneak, Melee Weapons
-5 Guns, Repair
10/10, better than anything I could ever do.
So are we having a loose story/background events at all or are we just pissing about the Wasteland?
Those damn seagulls!
I did a bit of waffling because I'm only on Chapter 3 of FoE and have never watched MLP but hey, hopefully it'll be a'ight.

M'kay, sounds good. Quebec pone half finished.
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