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I love the North, it's so quaintly barbaric.
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Still check in from time-to-time though. This website literally hasn't changed since Mahz migrated it over like 8 years ago lol

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Bahutar Heavenly Palace, Kehlo, Angorian Kingdom

As the sun peeked over the horizon, the city of Kehlo had already awoken. The docks had been awake since the dying hours of the moon and the fishing boats were already long gone into the bay. They would not return for days. The Kehl river, which had been the life source to this town for last 300 years, was a bustle of activity as entire families crammed onto tiny boats floated lazily with the current, selling their wares or washing themselves in the rivers filthy water.

The buildings which composed of much of Kehlo were a simple affair, made up of mud bricks and the blood of slaves. Some of the more affluent sectors of the city had real mortar and concrete or reached two stories into the sky. But none was as tall as the Heavenly Palace. Built smack-dab in the middle of Kehlo, towering above the red tiles that covered the homes of the poor, was the residence of the Bahutar family and most importantly, the Narayang.

Despite it still being relatively early in the morning, the Narayang had been up and wide awake for over 3 hours. Being Narayang could be fun but it also had responsibilities that often seemed silly or pointless to the young leader. He had barely been out of his 20th year when the title and throne were dumped on him by his father, who had died of a stomach related illness just a year before. The stress was already taking its toll.

Shen Bahutar had once been a healthy young man with a full head of hair and bright future. When his father had died and was reincarnated into Shens body, the young Narayang was thrust into the world of palace politics, rules and religious ceremonies. His abdomen had been shaved and heavily tattooed with prayers and religious poems declaring his successful reincarnation. His head, once covered in a crown of curls, had been shaved to the scalp and tattooed with four dots at the highest point of his scalp. Even his face and groin had to be painfully waxed so no hair would grow. To the clergymen, hair on a Narayang was worse than murder.

The Narayang sat on his knees atop a comfortable cushion in his throne room. It was called the throne room but there was no throne. In fact, it was a relatively bare room, save for the lit braziers and candles that littered the floor. A raised dais that was in the centre of the room served as the stage which only the Narayang was allowed to sit on. Cushions lay in piles around his but he was only allowed to use one. Yet another silly rule.

Before him, his entourage sat on the steps or leaned against the pillars. In front of him stood a young Suktra man who spouted stories of creatures rising from the ancient city of Angor and pillaging villages deep within the Fengdai jungle. "Your Holiness, these creatures are dangerous! They are stealing children, massacring livestock and demolishing entire villages! Please, we need your assistance. We can't defend ourselves alone" begged the Suktra.

Before the Narayang could even open his mouth, Puya Bikram stepped out from the shadows of a pillar and spoke. "And why should we send troops away from the front line to stop things going bump in the night? These creatures you speak of are just rumour. There are many great beasts wandering the forests. It's probably just an elephant that went a bit mad and is killing your villagers. We've got bleedin' pirates and Republicans at our southern borders. They're what you should be scared of, not some fucking peasant-killing elephant" sneered Puya, scratching at a scar on his cheek. He bowed apologetically at the Narayang before stepping back into the shadow of the pillar.

Puya was fast approaching his 70th year yet he was as limbre as he'd ever been. The scars of war and old age hadn't stopped him from taking an active role in the Narayangs life. He seemed to fear the Republican Islanders to the south more than anything and according to him, every issue could be fixed if they launched an invasion on the islands. He was influential and despite his rather mad old personality, clever. Like every soldier in the land, he wore the thigh-low maroon tunic, beige trousers and boots. But unlike every other soldier in the land, he did not wear a turban. His head was instead covered in thinning, grey hair and his face was covered in stubble.

Shen glanced to his mother, who was perched on a stool below him. She was still wrapped in the robes of mourning and the bottom half of her wrinkled face was covered. She shook her head at the Puya

"Puya, our troops are not all required on the southern borders. If I didn't know any better, I'd almost think you were looking for a war with the Republic" said Shen dryly, shifting in his cushion. Muffled laughter echoed across the court as Puya stepped out from the pillar once again and bowed apologetically. "I mean nothing by it, your Holiness. I just think we should not be so rash to believe the ghost stories of our subjects" he said, his eyes fixed on the mosaic-tiled floor.

The Narayang seemed to consider this for a moment before making a decision. "Move a few units from the eastern border into the interior of Fengdai. Set up a fort near the problem. Get it done in conjunction with this man, Puya Bikram" announced Shen. "Very good, Your Holiness" said Puya, bowing. The Suktra who had brought the problem to court dropped to his knees and thanked the Narayang with a prayer.

Shen glanced impatiently at Wu Ganesh, the clergyman wrapped in white to his left. "Is that all problems today, Wu?" he asked. "Yes, Your Holiness" murmured the priest, bowing and wringing his hands. Wu had always been a nervous and jumpy man but he was likable - for a clergyman. The Clergy demanded all its members dress simply - bare foot and wrapped in a simple woolen robe. As Wu was the court representative, he was given some leniency. He allowed his dark hair to grow to an acceptable length and occasionally wore sandals. Even the peach fuzz on his top lip was supposedly forbidden.

"Shen Bahutar, 12th Narayang of the Angorian Kingdom, God Reincarnate of Sriv Pak and the 11 men before him" exclaimed Wu, his voice cracking slightly. Every person in the room dropped to their knees and placed their foreheads to the ground. Shen stood and strode through a back door while murmured prayers bounced across the room. When the door shut behind him, it became a muffled chant. The Narayang of the Angorian Kingdom ran a hand through the stubble that he called hair and sighed.

Now he could get to the fun stuff.

Fort Ranit, Bashwar Peninsular, Southern Angorian Kingdom

"Well, Wanli, I told him to go fuck himself" smirked Injit. "No, you didn't, Injit. I bet you just said 'sorry, sir' and bowed" sneered Wanli, spitting on the ground as he said it. The pair of soldiers walked casually down the hill, following a beaten track through the jungle. Behind them, the place they had called home, the workplace and the dinner table for the last few seasons loomed - Fort Ranit. Ahead lay the tiny fishing village for which the fort was named and the vast, twinkling ocean that stood as a buffer zone between the Angorians and the Republicans.

The soldiers were uncomfortably warm in their itchy uniforms and looked to their time off with relish. Their heads were tightly wrapped in maroon turbans which matched the colour of the uniforms. A maroon red jacket that hung down to their thighs and split into tails on either side. At least the trousers were a light beige colour and their boots the colour of muck.

"Wanli, I think becoming a soldier was the best thing my master ever commanded me to do" grinned Injit, twirling his moustache. Injit had been of the slave class, the lowest of the low. Social mobility was discouraged in Angorian society but there were ways to achieve it. Fourteen years in the Narayang's Blood Army allowed you to retire with a full pension, a patch of land in Fengdai and, if you showed bravery in battle, a title. It proved highly popular with members of the slave and peasant classes for these very reasons.

"It's all right" shrugged Wanli, unconciously checking his belt for his weapon. All members of the Blood Army were trained to fight with the Angorian Camwar, a heavy iron sword with a curved end. Wanli had become rather attached to his and feared the punishment of losing it. "The ban from meeting with women is an annoyance, though" continued Wanli, confident his Camwar was still attached to his body. "Eh, I've had enough of women. They drive me mad. Ordering me to do this and that, you know?" replied Injit, hopping over a pile of mule dung.

"Yeah but a good woman can give you a bit more pleasure than your hand" grumbled Wanli, kicking at a stone. The jungle thicket had cleared by now, replaced with the dying stumps of the trees that had once stood there. The great jungles of Bashwar and Fengdai were becoming smaller yet more civilised by the year as more people moved out of the rich central regions and into these frontiers. The village of Ranit was barely a century old, having been founded by a group of freed slaves who wanted to get as far away from their masters as possible. They kept moving until they found the sea and from there, they stopped.

The villagers here lived simple lives, getting all their sustenance from the sea. There were perhaps one hundred people at most squatting in the small stone hovels they called home or in the small fleet of six fishing boats that pulled up maybe five fish a day. They had been relatively isolated until Fort Ranit was built on one of the hills overlooking the jungle and the village. Since then, soldiers were regularly sent to the village to patrol for pirates or collect taxes.

The soldiers more often than not spent the time flirting with local women or starting fights among themselves. Pirates rarely bother Ranit and that suited the villagers just fine. Injit yawned and stretched his arms as they walked into the tiny village. The homes were made of stone with some of the luckier families having a thatched roof. Most just placed logs over their heads and hoped for the best. "When I was a slave, I lived in better conditions than these" snorted Injit, stamping through the mud of the village centre.

Wanli hated Ranit - animals and children ran wild around the village, only occasionally checked by the adults who were lazy and demanding. The fleet of boats barely pulled in enough haul for everyone and some people went to sleep starving. At least the fort had food, alcohol and roofs. Injit stopped in the village green and looked did a full circle, lazily looking at every building and their inhabitants. "You know, I think, just like yesterday, there's fucking nothing here" groaned Injit. "We've got to guard here all day. Might as well get comfortable" replied Wanli, growing bored of Injits constant moaning.

With that, he perched himself on the edge of the well and took a long drink of water from the rotten bucket that hung loosely in the middle of it. "You know how I said becoming a soldier was the best thing I was ever commanded to do?" said Injit, taking a seat beside his friend.

"Yeah?"

"Well, I lied. This is one of the most boring thins I've ever done."
Only if they both question the numerous plot holes present in the Hunger Games franchise and refuse to take part.
Go nuts.

It's just a tactic to attract more people who think they're not good enough for Advanced into your Advanced RP.
I'm going to assume its the warm season, since thats when most of these RP's start anyway.
What season is it? Summer?
yw
The sky was just turning dark as the gates of Fort de Beaner shut behind them. The fort was illuminated by fire-lit torches, that burned harshly among the city of tents and slave paddocks. They were met with another large group of slavers on the inside, who greeted their friends cheerily. "Ay, Derp Hoof, where've you been?" one shouted. "Work, mate!" called back Derp Hoof. The slavers dispersed from the group and headed towards a collection of tents that lay at the end of the beaten path. The slaves were rounded up and taken in the opposite direction, leaving four ponies standing with their backs to the gates. Sacred craned his neck to try and catch a glimpse of his beloved Lank before she disappeared forever. She caught his eye briefly and he felt his pulse race.

It only slowed when she was out of sight and he felt a pang of sadness as he realised he probably wouldn't see her again.

Left in the group were Buckskin, Decimus, Bliss and Sacred. The fort wasn't actually as big as it looked. A lot of it was wide open space that eventually led into a small settlement of tents or a paddock before leading back into a few hundred feet of open, dusty space. The walls went in a semi-circle shape, with the entire camp in the shadow of a particularly rocky hill. Years of abuse from the weather had eroded away all dirt from the hill, leaving its rocky skeleton exposed to the elements. It looked rather smooth at the top before coming to steep drop that would land you in the middle of the fort. Along the walls, armed slavers patrolled the catwalks, keeping a close eye on the area outside and inside the wall.

"So, Buckskin, er, is this the only way in and out?" asked Decimus, knocking his hoof off of the metal gate. "Yup. Otherwise you'd have to climb the walls or dig under, which is next to impossible with all the ponies we have around here" answered Buckskin, an edge of pride in his voice. "Yeah, only way you're getting out of here alive is on a cart out that there gate".

"What if you're not alive?" asked Bliss dryly. "Then we burn your corpse in a bonfire" answered the slaver simply. "Now, come on, we'd better not keep the Grand Beaner waiting!"

Buckskin led them down a beaten track towards the largest cluster of tents. He whistled as went and seemed to have a chipper air about him. What is he so happy about..., thought Sacred. It took him a moment to realise it. Oh. He's going to get paid for this. He sighed and began walking faster to catch up to his companions. As the tents and paddocks grew thicker around them, so did the audible cries and whip-lashes. The slaves were coming back from a hard days work doing....whatever it was the Grand Beaner had them do.

"What do your slaves do, Buckskin?" asked Sacred, heightening his voice slightly so the slaver could hear him. "Well, fuck my ass and call me Momma, you're from Prance, ain't ya!" exclaimed Buckskin. "My Pa was from Prance". "I-I see" replied Sacred, somewhat put-off by the slavers enthustiastic reply. "Even taught me a little Prench. Erm, J'ema-pal Buckskin! J'beet en Fort De Beaner...Is that right?" said Buckskin, his face crinkling with concentration. "Oui" lied Sacred, cringing at the slavers terrible pronunciation. "Well, you asked about these here slaves? They do almost anything you tell them too! Minin', whorin', fightin', liftin', carryin', draggin', burnin', growin, raisin', cookin'....erm, Celestia, I can't think of anything else right now. But they do a lot, lemme tell ya! Why, you interested in one?" said Buckskin. He spoke fast. Almost too fast for the Prench tracker to comprehend.

"Non" he answered. "Ju-just curious...". Secretly, he wondered if Lank was for sale. But he didn't dare ask with Decimus in earshot. "Anyways, little buddy, what's your name? Wait! Say it in Prench!" grinned Buckskin, hopping over a drain that stank made Sacreds eyes water. Sacred took a running jump to get over the open drain, stumbling on the other side. "Erm..Je suis Sacre Gris" he replied. But Buckskin wasn't listening. He was too busy laughing at the misfortune of Bliss.

Bliss had slipped jumping over the drain and landed straight in the muddy water, shit and piss that stagnated at the bottom of it. "Hooo-weee, you dumb mare!" cackled the slaver, tears forming in the corners of eyes. Decimus held a hoof out for Bliss to climb out. She glared at Buckskin as she pulled herself other side of the drain, who was clutching his stomach from laughter. "I shoulda' warned ya, mare! It gets pretty damn slippy around here!" he guffawed. Sacred didn't laugh and stepped away from the giggling slaver. He knew Bliss too well. She wasn't going to take this lying down.

As she opened her mouth to retort, Decimus quickly jumped in front of her. "Hah! Hah! It's very funny, no?" he faked a laugh before glaring at Bliss. "Don't you fucking dare". Bliss bit her lip as shitty water ran down her snout before mouthing a bad word in Buckskins direction and looking at her hooves in anger. She stank worse than usual and she was splattered with mud, horse shit and water. An improvement, thought Sacred, sneering slightly.

"Well, anyway, you can have a bath before you leave. The Grand Beaner might not like that stank but he'll understand, I'm sure!" chuckled Buckskin, wiping a hoof across his eyes. A few slavers saw her and laughed audibly from the flaps of their tents. A glare from Decimus sent them running, however. "Not now. Don't even think about it" he hissed to her as they continued trotting after Buckskin. She muttered something in reply that Sacred couldn't hear.

No doubt it was rude.

Buckskin continued speaking loudly to Sacred, even introducing him to a few of his slaver friends as they weaved their way through the tents. The tracker could almost feel Decimus' eyes on him, so he acted politely and pretended to listen to Buckskin moaning about the quality of slaves going down. It felt like an hour, crossing over shit drains, hopping over corpses and wincing at the cries from the paddocks. But soon they found themselves at the largest and most extravagant tent of them all. It stood out from the tents around it due to the fact it had a small, hastily erected wall around it, complete with heavily armed guards.

In Fort de Beaner, it seemed everyone was heavily armed but these guys were covered from head to hoof in leather and all swung rifles threateningly. They all wore masks with meshes in front of their faces. The tent was a deep maroon colour and covered an area of fifty feet altogether. Compared to the tiny, white tents that composed of most of the Fort, this was a mansion. Buckskin stopped at the entrance and hailed a guard.

"Yo. I'm here with the guys who brought in the most recent batch of slaves" he said. The guard looked at them all dubiously for a moment before hopping through the tent flaps for several moments. There was an awkward silence as Decimus shifted his feet uncomfortably and sighed deeply. He was not looking forward to this.

"Don't worry 'bout it, Decimus. Beaner might be having a good day" smiled Buckskin, probably being sincere. As if on cue, as he said that, came a roaring from the tent as the guard scurried out. Sacred heard a snippet of swearing and screaming coming from within. "Or not..." muttered Buckskin. Decimus groaned loudly and put a hoof to his face. "This is going so wrong..." he muttered.

The guard panted as he looked around at the group. "His Beanness the Great Beaner says you can go in. All of you apart from her. He doesn't want slave shit on his new carpet" said the guard, his nose crinkling at the smell of sweat and shit wafting from Bliss. She opened her mouth to complain before Decimus interjected loudly. "That's fine! She can wait here with the guards, can't you, Bliss?" he hissed the final word. Bliss' lip curled in anger before she nodded.

"Okay. Lets go meet the Great Beaner, then!" grinned Buckskin, giving Bliss a wink before he disappeared into the tent flap. Decimus groaned again before following the slaver in. Sacred gave a nervous look to Bliss, who only glared at him and to the guard before heading through the flaps.

He distinctly heard the guard whisper "Good luck" before he found himself within the office of the Great Beaner.
Now that my app for the Visha rp is finished, I'll keep working on the post for this. The saga of Sacred will continue!
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