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1 yr ago
Current "Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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1 yr ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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1 yr ago
You ever stub your toe so hard you could literally hear the Scatman's voice in your head? Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub, ski-bi dibby dib yo BABABOBOBOBOBOBBO--
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1 yr ago
"Dear 2020, give me more hope and less worry." 2020: *Slowly looks up from the other side of the boxing ring* You'll be fine, cupcake, just drink lots of water.
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1 yr ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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Give it up folks, Einstein over here has something to say. What's that buddy? Wha- A grammatical error?!? WHAT?!? B.. Bu... That can't be possible! Surely not! A GRAMMAR MISTAKE? IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 157 IQ brain was here to correct it! Thank you! Have my gratitude. Actually, what's your cashapp? I'd like to give you 20$... Know what? While we're at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up and fuck my wife.

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