Chrononaut

Fallout RP (Q&A/Recruiting/I will do unspeakable things for applications)

ProfessorNV said
could our character possibly be newly emerged vault dwellers?

Oh sure, you can pretty much do whatever you want. Last time I ran this (BEFORE THAT FORUM DIED, THIS RP IS CURSED) one guy was actually roleplaying as the sentient brain of his character, who constantly performed terribly stupid actions (a reference to old world blues). So the brain would basically comment on what the character was doing in a cynical manner. Plus, every group needs a Vault Dweller! Who else is everyone going to make fun of ICly?

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NewSun said
I liked it. Besides, i'd imagine that you're all responsible RPers who don't take every opportunity to wave e-penis in-game and murk everybody else in the game just because you . Also, dat antagonist. We still need all the oomph we can muster. Like, seriously.

We have an antagonist?

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FrozenEcstasy said
I agree, my entire argument is everyone needs to stop Assuming.Assuming OOC, before you even see Naeri in action. I mean, this is fantasy, and as role players you should understand weird things happen that baffle the mind :0. May I remind you of werecats in Eragon. Unassuming but very dangerous.

Well, to be fair we literally can only imagine what they look like when fully armed (with scimitars, I'm imagining) so we can only assume the sheer horrors we are about to see.

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FrozenEcstasy said
What is with the assumption that the Naeri aren't physically dangerous?And they will kill to avenge or protect life. >_>

I was under the impression they literally grabbed people and subjugated them to a serenade then proceeded to pull their teeth out and used their large intestines to festoon the caravans.

I don't co

Kiddo said
Is this taking into account hypothetical worgs and Megagoblins?

Don't be ridiculous! Worgs don't have hands and Megagoblins, being Mega, have hands far too large to cut off with anything but a toothsaw.

NewSun said
It might be because they're a mobile bard college. It's not the most intimidating thing ever, you have to admit.

Harp strings can be used to strangle bandits in a pinch, so that brings their terror factor up a lot.

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Kiddo said
Doesn't require tongues or hands, just distress and other nearby goblins. Or if the goblin dies...

In a hypothetical situation, exactly how many hands would it take before the goblin swarm gave up?

Edit: Also Naeri and Goblins sound absolutely dreadful. They're UNHANDSABLE.

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FrozenEcstasy said
Goblins would probably be a large part of the Naeri from what I hear, thus they'd have their support! :3

Oh holy GODS not the Naeri! They're like the A-Team of caravans! They say that before they kill you, they give you a serenade based on the torture they're about to inflict! AND THEN THEY DON'T LET YOU DIE.

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Kiddo said
Y'all might not want to pick on goblins. Let's just say that knights aren't their only friends. ;)

Do those friends require the having of a tongue and or hands to summon?

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NewSun said
Just a Dobby reference. And yes I know Goblins aren't House Elves but feel the same rules apply. Also if anybody hurts my Goblin pal' during our odd bout of j-j-j-jolly cooperation, there's gonna be heads rolling.

Would "attempting to strangle using a thin wire normally reserved for tripwires" count as hurting and OH MY FUTZING GOD I FORGOT SO MUCH ABOUT HARRY POTTER.

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NewSun said
Noooooo but I have a magical sword. And yes, while he hates gods, he is in need of a magical guide because reasons. Also, not necessarily a loner, he just doesn't want anybody being a loudmouth and giving away his location, because if he is found we're all gonna get buttwrenched.EDIT: I also swear i'll give your gob;in an actual, physical sock.

I'm a tad concerned about this "sock" because I feel like I'm missing some sort of euphemism. Some sick, sick euphemism.

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Kiddo said
Well the reason I ask is because the goblins have kind of programmed themselves to have as-low innate magic as possible. Gives them some advantages, and then one BIG advantage, but also means that they simply keel over and die if they can't siphon life out of other magical things. So if you throw a goblin into a concrete jail with no one else around, he'll just expire. (This is also why they're only familiars for powerful wizards with connections to other planes)So, if sand doesn't have the ability to provide this magic to make them live, then I'd have to throw them somewhere with more life, for instance, a jungle.

Where he'll meet only the kindliest and gentlest people and certainly not a band of crazy inbred forest rapists or snake men (I don't know why but I always imagine that jungles are filled with snake men)