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    1. Chrononaut 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current youtube.com/watch?v=ftEz-m0… Top 10 christmas banger right here.
6 yrs ago
Ok besides maybe domestic terrorism against corps, but don't tell Jeff Bezos that.
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6 yrs ago
@Blackmist16 There is nothing cooler than bouncing on a homies dick, fam!
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6 yrs ago
Tick tick tock, it's salvia o clock, slapping around Shkreli with my digital cock. 9/11 inside job, click click, spent three fucking hours bouncing on my BOYS DICK
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7 yrs ago
No discord? But I had some really spicy opinions about the blacks!
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Zran said
Has anyone heard from Chrononaut? I haven't even seen him on steam lately.


But I was literally playing dota 2

Zran said
nothing in the works, Kiddo and Frozen are yet to post though, and Chrononaut too I think, Dark too kinda. Nothing to worry about though just gotta wait a little longer.


We can start a collab/I'll catch up and we'll MEGA POST IT?
MelonHead said
It's also pretty funny how many people have made the big bad look like a pussy by ignoring the 'thrown off feet' spell.


Good observation, time to hurt my character incredibly.

Zran said
WHY IS THE DWARF ALWAYS THE DRUNKARD!


I dunno, Jovalyn seems much more drunk! And I might be making a second character/race so hold your tits. HOLD THEM.

Edit:

Veridis Quo said
As long as it stays as comic relief only.


As opposed to what, sexual relief?
FrozenEcstasy said
Jovalyn and Sam are going to be the comedic relief this entire roleplayAnd all because he told her no.


He deserves ALL OF THIS.
Jovalyn continued her pained stumble towards a stack of rocks she was almost positive wasn't some form of native plant. Oh, how she loathed the effulgent sun, with its piercing rays that shot across her porcelain skin and bore into her eyes. She was going to give whoever yelled, whatever yelled, a thrashing that would possibly make the prospect of offspring less of a decision and more of a finality. Maybe after that she'd even let him die.

There was a wounded bird woman that seemed like something she would care about, but not really. If she couldn't make it to the beginning of their journey unwounded, the bird woman would only slow them down. It was best to let her bleed out at the worlds end, or beginning, possibly both. It was hard for Jovalyn to understand anything that wasn't absolutely cyclical in nature.

With the pleasant thought of murdering the shouting man bubbling in her mind - then exploding painfully like fireworks - she paid the vaguest attention to the cluster of things around her. They were like a shipwreck that had landed in the plains, senseless and disoriented going towards the same thing with varying wills to do so. One of them was a goblin. Sam, who she paid special attention to, was absolutely failing at the simple task of reaching rocks. He had foolishly decided to defend an Orc, rather than butcher it and scatter the remains. This of course ended with him almost being trampled by a horse; Jovalyn couldn't help but laugh. She slumped forward, spear dug into the ground. If she could just focus on Sam's suffering, she might be able to make it to the rocks on that energy alone.
I got INCREDIBLY LOST ON WHAT THE IFRAAT IS GOING ON. Complete chaos, this is. The "timeline" for the series of events keeps going back and forth between writers, it's like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle made of serrated blades and terminator fluid.

Think I'm going to need to reread everything slowly and actually make a list of all the characters rping and try to figure out exactly who's doing what.

EDIT: OK ALMOST CAUGHT UP
Zran said
It's a bitch... just as an fyi to alll currently Chrononaut and I are stalled waiting for Frozen. Timezones yet again.


Which is causing me to angst uncontrollably. GGRRRRRB




Minecrafts fun! ALSO HEADS MAKE ME THINK OF MY EX GRRRRRRRRRB
InspectorGadget said
Oi. I'll go look. And Probably the best way to complain to me is in PM. Because i see it first thing. Instead of scrolling through... because I only skim the ooc. I'll look.


wot the fok did ye just say m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead
Kiddo said
Gaaaaaadget, don't miss my post complaining about your post! I don't want to respond until it gets fixed up :P


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