Cpt Toellner

Sometimes...

-Earth 2025
-Halopedia
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-RPG CA
-RP Guild
-Dropshock

It's been a good ride.

By popular demand:

51. Toellner, do you realize that name is better, and you failed miserably by changing?

There will always be people who hold onto old identities of people as "better", but I'm the same person, like me or not. As much as I like my last name, the original reason for choosing it as a sceen-name no longer applies to me. Blitz suits me better now as a person and I prefer it.

I think 90% of the people with an opinion about the "Nice Guy" serial killer

idlehands said
Oh that's right his dad was a director...well shit, if he couldn't get laid with that card in his back pocket, there really wasn't any hope for him.

He also blamed his dad for not being rich....enough.

By popular demand:

4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?

You see, it's a matter of public focus and attention. Some very stupid people will respond to Nat's behavior and then he has an audience, to continue his bullshit.
This method seems much more effective in the NewGuild and other attention leeches see this and copy the behavior because of Nat's supposed sucsess.

Seriously, if we ignored him he would either go away or change.

7. Where are you why aren't you on.

Not having wifi is a bad thing.

8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?

There are many who believe this to be true, most of whom never having actually posted here. It's just a common assumption people make then tell other people who join the site. I think many Spammers appreciate this because it keeps out some of the weeds.

But I don't think this is true, we are like any other section in the Guild, just much more closed to outsiders.

12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?

To have sex, make babies and die.

Science is fun!

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam?

Dervish, as far as the New Guild goes.

Who do you wish would post more often?

Rocketman burning out his fuse up here alone.

Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

I still want a Bromance with Foxes.

....and to turn Tempest straight.

20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

Fuck Omega
Marry Smiral (it would be fucking hilarious).
Kill clirkus (dirty Minnesotan)

21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?

One horse, ducks are terrifying in numbers.

28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

Awson, Dervish, Card, or Jorick, it would be an intellectual existence and we would either A.) find a way out of the situation, or B.) kill each-other in a suitable way.

31. Nat, would you ever consider dropping the randumb idiot act and actually being yourself? I think we could be friends if you stopped being such a dork.

If I thought this was ever actually going to happen, I would agree.

32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

Nobody really, but I can't keep track of people who recently showed up. For me Spam is 1.) People I like. 2.) Newfag trash.

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?

I'm sure we have some closet-ninjas in Spam, but me and Mammoth tag-teaming could take on the world.

I think 90% of the people with an opinion about the "Nice Guy" serial killer

idlehands said
Wtf, Hunger Games? Explain how they got to that point?

"And his father was the secondary director for the Hunger Games nonetheless, a movie about teens brutally killing other teens."

-Micheal Savage.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the ocean is learning

Larfleeze said
Neither, the South African Tanned Wheatshark.

No way Frumenturpis Africanus is an isolated species, breeding would be impractical.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the ocean is learning

It depends, are we talking about the North American Wheatshark or the European Grey Wheatshark?

Bomb scare at my school

Dervish said
Same. The general consensus was that somebody called it in to get out of class for the day.Also, no guards at my high school. Wasn't a very violent town.

The thing is, i personally think it would be waay more likely for someone at my school to be able to create a bomb as compared to inner-cities or bad parts of the state.

But we all just blew it off every single time like "Violence? In the middle of nowhere farm town of Pulaski? Pssshhhhh!"

Topic #5

I support this thread.

I ensorcel you

mdk said

There is no green in this image.

>color blind.

I agree.