Cpt Toellner

Hey Drago

Not surprised, this site sometimes acts as a sanctuary for people like that.

The Empire or The Stormcloaks? Skyrim. Which Are You? and Why?

Oblivion made me fall in love with the Empire. Even without the Septims, my allegiance still lies with there.

I would usually like just ignoring the war so it felt like Skyrim was a land of constant conflict while I explored. It explained all the hostile people running around.

In reality, I am quite fond of the Thalmor and have theories about their rise to power.

Skyrim Anyone?

I spent at least 400 hours in that game (I'm sure more.)

You see, I don't like many games, when I find something I do like, I play the shit out of it.

Made characters 8, maybe more.

-Nord two-hander when I first got the game.
-Female Dark-Elf necromancer, pretty-much completed Skyrim and all the DLCs with her. Got to about Level 84.
-Breton duel-wielding general of the Empire.
-Orc brawler/adventuer/bounty-hunter
-Bosmer Archer/vampire
-Kahjiit theif
-Altmer mage
-Nord warrior, Stormcloak soldier.

God, I wished I lived in Tamriel.

The new site needs to be broken in.

We really need to build a wall around Japan.

I saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

I liked them.

We are getting cool movies, I wish people would stop being little pricks about it. If you don't like it, don't watch it and move on with your life. And it's an old story, they change it from the book to keep up with the times, and yes, also money. And I'm glad that it's "predictable", I am fucking sick of all the stupid plot twists and betrayals that are in every fucking movie now. For once, I want to see a cool, "the good guys win and things are fucking awesome movie".

I read a review about it after I saw it where the person spent about one paragraph on the actual movie and the rest of the article on how "shameful it was for Jackson to make the female elf such a minor character and that she should have been a stronger feminine hero and shame on him for not doing that, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!"

What the fuck is my point anymore, gah I want to kill something.

Hey Drago

What's sad is there is a fetish for this.

I bet at least one guy in the guild would start getting hot and bothered if he opened this thread.

I had a dream

I had a dream where I was trying to get into an Argonian's pants once.

I have been having some fucked up dreams lately.

And last night was a 1950's version of Game of Thrones.

Oh dear lord.

I remember seeing all the Finding Nemo and Dora stuff when I was in the Bahamas.

That shit was hilarious.

Coco Bandicoot appreciation topic

Those furries really had an effect on you didn't they?

Just got back from my best (female) friend's house.

Pee on her, that way she belongs to you.