CrimsonWarrior55

One Piece: Legacy

I had a good history for Malachi, too! Oh, yeah. That's his name. Denzan Malachi or just "Blind Seer" Mal. He was once an arogant asshole, proclaiming he was the greatest swordsman ever, then one day attacked a lost guy and got his ass kicked. The (green-haired) man gave him wise words, but Mal tried a sneak attack and the man ended up slashing him right across the eyes, blinding him. The whole experiance made him far more humble, and one day he protected a young girl from some jackholes, and ended up accidently swallowing his Vibe-Vibe fruit. Then using his new powers, became a marine to defend the helpless.

It was really good.

One Piece: Legacy

I had the fucking thing. I HAD THE FUCKING THING!!!! I HAD BOTH GODDAMN CS' UP AND READY!!!! THE SECOND I HIT POST, MY INTERNET BLIPS OUT FOR A SECOND. IT TOOK ME ALL FUCKING DAY TO WRITE THOSE!!!!! Fuck this, I can't re-do them right now. My fucks-to-give-o-meter is drained. FUCK. THIS. DAY!!!!

One Piece: Legacy

I say do it.

the "Legacy" cast green room.

Dani: *Sigh* I suppose so. Very well. No flashing. Oh, and Toridus, I agree. You have nothing to hide.

CW: COCK PUN!!!! *8 foot tall rooster crows* See? A cock.

One Piece: Legacy

Sepoiece?

You're probably right, but what could the conflict be? Whatever it is, should probably do it quickly.

the "Legacy" cast green room.

Dani: Aww... does poor Philly want some, too? *Kisses the tips of her fingers and blows towards, Phill* If Phill-san is feeling blue... I can help you with that... *Straddles Phill*

CW: Wow... I guess I can write a slut after all.

Dani: Grrr... HEY! FUCK YOU!!! I'M NOT A-oh, wait... Sisisisi..... I guess I am. Well, I prefer the term.... seductress.

the "Legacy" cast green room.

[INH]: Hmmmmm... yes.... a thought. I suppose. But YOU were the one who told us to keep in character

Dani: *In Background* DON'T BE A BITCH, BITCH!!!

[INH]: I'm going to vibrate the hell out of that woman one day...

Dani: *Still in Background* OOOOOH... KINKY!!!! BUT ISN'T THAT THE SAME AS FUCKING YOURSELF, TOOTS?!?!

[INH]: *Facepalm*

Dani: *What? D'you think she moved?* CAREFUL YOU DON'T VIBRATE TOO HARD TONIGHT!!! YOU MIGHT RIP YOUR *BLEEP!* OFF!!! Huh? Where'd that bleep noise come from?

[INH]: *Omega Facepalm*

The Irish Tree said
IT: BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHY GUY IN A SHONEN WORK, IF YOU SEE BREASTS IN ACTION, THERE'S NO TELLING HOW MUCH BLOOD IS GOING TO SPURT FROM YOUR NOSE!

Dani: See that quote? There ^. Right there ^.

I'm gonna exploit the hell out of it.

AND I'M NOT A FUCKING ZOMBORG, although that is clever. I'm alive and kicking your nuts if you don't watch it.

the "Legacy" cast green room.

Dani: *Ignores the marine idiot and hops off Sable* ARIGATOU, GOSAMASU!!!! And somehow, Sammy-boyo, I doubt he'd like a boy doing that.

CW: Did she even speak Japanese right?

[Insert Name Here]: Toridus, what are you doing here? They haven't even left the Lougetown yet. Heck, they don't even have bounties. We are not needed yet. We shou... NATSU! What the hell are you doing here! With those pirate scum! How? How could you betray us like that! Unforgivable... Traitors shall face the Ultimate Punishment! I sentence you... to death. *Lifts palm in badass pose*

CW: Hey! Hey, hey, hey! [Insert Name Here], what. The. Fuck, man! I haven't even posted your CS yet! Plus you're blind, Dafuq did you get here?

[INH]: Vibrations.

CW: Oh... right... hehe... Is it a... Good Vibration? lol.

the "Legacy" cast green room.

Dani: Aww, please, Sable-sama? I'd greatly appreciate it. And I'd be in your debt. *Crawls toward Sable* I would owe you anything you desire. *Licks luscious pink lips as her right bikini strap slips* An-y-thin-gu...

CW: *Shivers* Okay, that's just weird.

the "Legacy" cast green room.

Dani: Oy! Sam-Bam! Ask your god for some sake, rum, and vodka. I'm way too sober over here!
CW: DANI!! That is not the way you talk to the Captain!
Dani: Pffft! It's the way I talk to el Capitan Raijin... ... ... *looks at you, the reader* The fuck you lookin' at?