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Darog the Badger God Member
Kawaii on the streets Senpai in the sheets
STATUS: I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg. 10 yrs ago
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- Darog the Badger God 12 yrs ago
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I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg.
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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"A visitor from another world comes to Earth in search of individuals with extraordinary abilities and powers in the vain hope that they can save his home. Those he found became a unified force for good, not only saving the visitor's home but also dedicating their lives to protecting the innocent. The idea grew in new and magnificent ways as other metahumans surfaced, joining together and turning what was once a desperate solution into an instrument for justice. Their task is not easy, facing new and powerful legions of individuals who used their powers for selfish goals, but regardless they push onwards in the hope of bettering the world
They pushed onwards until they were met with a new visitor from a new world. Xaal was a convict and warlord of incredible strength, malice and corruption. A force of evil they had never faced before, Xaal would never hold back his rampage. Destruction, and death was left in the wake of Xaal. He was defeated eventually, forced to leave Earth. The damage was great, but not impossible to fix. They decided to start recruiting for another team, in an attempt to prepare themselves for other cosmic threats like Xaal."
Basically the older team of Superheroes that faced Xaal are recruiting new members to make up another team in case any more cosmic threats come to earth.
I'm not going to say what the limits are going to be, since at the start of this RP our characters will be rookies at best, learning to become stronger with their powers. You can develop more powers along side the ones you start with, assuming it makes sense( Having Electricity Manipulation and developing control over Electromagnetism powers). So lets begin! the CS is below.
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Andae said
I do believe, we found Drago...
Everyone loves me.
including me!
Dervish said
Drakel, you require this mod:YEAH! THE SKY'S THE LIMIT!
Favourite mod.
period.
Antarctic Termite said
I think Drago might just celebrate with a beer. I'll wager it won't be his first, though.
Well, I remember my-
Andae said
I still remember his first beer...
GOD DAMN IT
Blitzkrieg said
What's sad is there is a fetish for this.I bet at least one guy in the guild would start getting hot and bothered if he opened this thread.
Not gonna lie...It's very sploosh for me.
Svenn said
omg, i miss drago.where is he?
Go choke in a rake.
Aaaah, wondering why I couldn't click it xD, thanks!
http://grooveshark.com/#!/darkdrago_man/broadcast
You know the drill!
You know the drill!
http://grooveshark.com/#!/darkdrago_man/broadcast
Join and suggest shit for me to play.
Anything.
Join and suggest shit for me to play.
Anything.
its italian.
tenoutaten.
tenoutaten.
I'd like an Avatar ;_;
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