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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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No particular order, really.

But firstly, honorable mentions, because It was real hard to choose xD. Doctor Doom, Mr Sinister, Venom, Darkseid, Father(FMA:Brotherhood), Asura(Soul Eater), Colonel Nohman(Zone of The Enders), Kessler(Infamous), Grigori(Dragon's Dogma), The Elder God/Mortanius The Necromancer(Legacy of Kain). And many more.

1.Thanos
2. Kruger
3. Handsome Jack
4. Andrew Ryan/Father Comstock
5. Apocalypse

Thanos - The Mad Titan really goes without saying for why he's one of my favourite villains. Anyone who's familiar with Marvel will mostly know him through the Infinity Gauntlet storyline where he nearly wiped out all of earth's heroes. Thanos is one of those masterminds that won't hesitate to get his hands dirty, the guy is pretty much super strong and fast, plus he can wield and manipulate cosmic energy. His obsession with Mistress Death is one of the more interesting "relationships" in Marvel, as he is willing to be an omnicidal maniac just to show his love for Death. He also fought Odin, taking a direct blast from him and getting back up to exchange a few words with him. He gets some respect for that at least xD.

Kruger - I'd consider him the main villain in Elysium. Say what you will about the movie, but god damn Sharlto Copley's performance as this psychotic, sadistic, unpredictable killer was the best highlight of the movie. You slowly start to see him unravel in his scenes, slowly becoming more reckless, and crazed. Every scene, Kruger stole the light for me, and he's probably the more recent villain on this list. I have a soft spot for Psychopaths.

Handsome Jack - I cannot stress how much I love Handsome Jack. one of the best characters introduced in Borderlands 2, was the main villain. He's egotistical, funny, deranged, and one helluva douchebag, offering commentary every so often on your adventure to kill him. While at first it seems like the typical Douchebag villain, certain Audio logs, and plot points in the story show more of a cunning, merciless side to him. Humor is a big part of Borderlands 2, and probably half of the more hillarious one liners and comments come from Jack himself.

Andrew Ryan/Father Comstock - It was hard since both of these guy are greatly written and performed by their respective voice actors. Where to begin? Andrew Ryan, one of the more iconic Video Game villains, especially for the popular "Would you Kindly" scene, to which you are given a plot twist which is well executed. Both characters represent Utopias. One has fallen, showing the loss of humanity over gaining power, hence why the Splicers are always after adam, they crave it. Whilst on the opposite end, It's an utopia built with very questionable morals, a sort of "The deeper you go, the darker it gets" like theme. While I don't want to get into a full on talk about why these characters are some of the best villains in Video Games, I will say that anyone who's played the first Bioshock and Infinite will understand why I chose them.

Apocalyspe - First exposure was from the X-Men animated series in the early nineties. He reminds me of Thanos, in that they are both egotistical Masterminds, and both are capable of getting their hands dirty. Apocalypse is considered the oldest, and one of the first Mutants, from Ancient Egypt. He has a "Survival of The Fittest" belief, wanting to rule over Earth with that same philosophy. The Age of Apocalypse is one of my favourite Comic Series in Marvel.

Just want to know what villains would be on your guys' top 5 villains list, because I'm weird like that.

I'll do mine once I've seen everyone's 8D.
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Dervish said
I can't wait for some of the reactions in the upcoming season. It's going to be a fucking roller coaster.


Dervs....

The Greyjoys, maaang...
Dervish said
I'd rather not celebrate the death of anyone, but it's good that there's going to be less awful in the world.It's kind of a shame; he used to be one of the best civil rights lawyer in the Southern States that staunchly represented and fought for black people when very few other white people would. I can't help but wonder what happened, what went wrong. How can a guy who used to have a lot of compassion and empathy become such a hateful asshole?


"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

I like that quote.
I know that Ridley said it was gonna be a prequel, but after a while I like to think it changed overtime into something else.

I see it as a Spin Off, personally. but I agree with Dervish on multiple points. I'm really hoping Isolation does a better job than....

....Whatever the fuck we got last year.
Lolmasterrace.
I do play 360 quite often, even at work.

I've never gotten into the CoD Franchise because it's not my cup of tea, really. With that said? I don't condone anyone getting fun out of the series, we all like our tastes(I'ma huge Dynasty Warriors Fan, always have been).

I'm more of a fantasy, sci-fi, kind of gamer. My tastes are pretty varied, or so I believe xD.
I'MA REBEL, I VOTED FOR SOMEONE ELSE!

COME AT ME......errrr.....SIS!

*Smashes the system*
Larfleeze said
how 'bout i do u on table top ;)


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