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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Goat Simulator → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttt

Bear Simulator, nuff said.

In Finally watched the hunger games → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Thank you xD, been reading a lot of Guardians in prep for the movie 8D.

And yeah, it's been about 4 years since I've seen it.

I'd highly recommend the book though, a lot of it's political nature, and social commentary is more noticeable and has a bigger impact on the narration than you might think.

In What is best FPS? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Super Noah's Ark 3D.

In Finally watched the hunger games → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

TP said
I haven't even seen Battle Royal. But, welcome to what everyone fucking says that has seen both. Wow, go you. Also, the whole thing is supposed to be a message about government. At least the books, Hollywood is kinda being like the Capitol is with the portrayal of the important details of The Hunger Games.

Aside from it trying to be soopar srs bsns, the overly ridiculous outfits of some of the characters, like even higher than comic level, and boring pacing, I can see why someone might like it.

With Battle Royal, it's over top craziness was in full view, and very uncompromising. I prefer Battle Royal

. Also, before anyone thinks I'm wrong, let me remind you that this is purely my opinion. At the end of the day it doesn't matter what I say, if you enjoy either film or both, you shouldn't really care about other opinions other than your own in regards to what you like and hate.

In Finally watched the hunger games → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Two points I'm a correct you

It was a way to deal with super bad schools(in terms of behaviour and shit)

And yeah, it was broadcasted to some extent. I haven't seen it recently so I maybe wrong.

In Hey Drago → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

You know the way to my heart

In Curing boredom! → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

I'd be down for a Soul Eater or Steampunk-esque RP.

Maybe even a futuristic one!

In This Weeks Xyzzy → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Quite.

In This Weeks Xyzzy → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

BrobyDDark said
Annoying AND slow, then.

....I have a life outside spam, you know.

And also, I feel like I have touched a nerve. If so, sorry(notsorry)

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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