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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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Luke would horribly fail against Galactus.

Sorry to pop your bubble

Also, all dis h8 for Wolverine, a pretty cool Anti-Hero.
In Mahz 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Guys.

Do I need to get out the Skinpaddle?
Ponydox*
In Mahz 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Guys, guys, guys.

Settle down and put the handbags back on the ground.
Blitzkrieg said
I am just saying, a wall around Japan would solve many things.


If we go by how walls are shown in Popular Media, that's a bad idea :p.
Count me interested, I don't know much about Pathfinder or D&D aside from the very bare minimum, but I'm a big fan of Dragon Age and Skyrim.

PM if you have any ideas, although I did have an idea for Dragon Age.
Welp, looks like I got ALOT of people to get through.
~~~Natasha Frost~~~


"We've been keeping an eye on Metro Bay, it seems our visitors have chosen this city as their focus...god only knows why" Natasha sighed. She didn't deny it, she hated this city with a passion. However, she applauded the efforts of Hercules and Skull-Man in tidying the city up from crime and corruption. She still didn't think any big improvements would be made due to King Industries, and the like still being very active. She hated the bigger corporations too.

She smirked, of course someone like Hercules would be skeptical of possible alien visitors, she was as well." I agree, I can only suggest what the reports have shown, Mr Hercules." She then stood up herself, looking through the curtains to the outside area he lived. it seemed like a nice enough neighborhood, but she really wondered if it was just glitter and glam. "Honestly? we've been keeping an eye on you for sometime, you and your friend Skull-Man, however he always seems to get slip on us. Plus, other anomalies have popped up in Metro Bay in the last year. It's very surprising actually." she retorted "He's an evasive one....I haven't seen him in years" She turned around to face Hercules only to see him preoccupied with something else.

That is when Hercules drew his attention towards Natasha once again, mentioning that he was keeping an eye on a girl in the city. A metahuman. Natasha looked at Hercules with a serious yet cautious look. "another anomaly? metahuman origin? APCA would definitely need to know about this." she retorted, listening carefully to the voices. She was impressed, Hercules always had more tricks up his sleeves." Maybe you should confront her...It helped when we came to you for help, no?" she winked at him playfully. She heard the voices, if a little vague to her own ears. Richie shot up and moved along. He knew where Skull-Man, and to meet him outside. Natasha headed for the door. "Never got that drink."

Natasha noticed the inventor moving about upon his glider. She was still amazed that a thing such as that was able to keep him balanced as well as it could. Natasha cracked her knuckles." that thing is barely keeping you up. I'll get myself airborne" And with a cold gust of air, Natasha was up, almost as if she was surfing, using her ice like powers to glide in the air. "Did you think I was just a pretty Agent?". The neighborhood was silent, the day turned to dusk as the orange coloured sunset shined with a fire-y glare across the blue sky. She winked at Hercules. "Well come on, sugar, we need to stop by my place first. I need to change into something more comfortable." She flew off as Hercules followed. A masked stranger kept a close eye on Natasha and Hercules as they left. "Reporting in; Natasha has left Hercules...orders?....right, standing by" The stranger got up, slowly disappearing from the area.

leaving the quiet suburban area into the busy city. Skyscrapers stretching upwards into the sky, smaller buildings dotted the area. Natasha glided and weaved between buildings, Hecules keeping up with her. Natasha's apartment wasn't too far, as they both flew above the surprisingly tall apartment complex. "Two minutes" she stated as she quickly rolled alongside the ground, quickly running as best as she could in heels. Exactly two minutes had passed and Natasha was in her field Agent outfit. Immediately she was in the air, using the ice she created like a surfboard of sorts. She looked back on Hercules, and slowed her speed down to get close enough to him. "Lead on, sugar" She retorted as Hercules lead her to the Skull-Man.

~~~ Skull-Man/Red Dragon~~~


"ooooh come on! that was my sunday best!" she replied after she had proved a point of not being a civilian. Skull-Man listened carefully to both Red Dragon and Allison as they explained their situation. to anyone else, the revelation of an Alien meeting these two would baffled a normal person, even make them skeptical to some degree. However Skull-Man was definitely not your average human. He had lived for centuries, fell in love with a Demon Seductress and became immortal. The extraordinary was ordinary to him, to some degree that is. "Hehe, I bet your experience was out of this world!" He joked with a thumbs up.

"Not the time for your jokes, Skull" Red Dragon replied with a serious tone.

Skull-Man was then bombarded with a bunch of questions from Allison. "Hey, hey, hey, slow down with the questions sweet cheeks!" He replied waving his arms. Red Dragon shook his head as he looked down to his feet. "I would totally take you see him ole' Six arms McSmartypants, but I have no clue where he be at, yo! I just run into him every so often to un-awake criminals" He replied as he then looked over to Red Dragon. "I didn't do anything wrong did I?"

"No, not at all...Just being you is all" Dragon walked over to Allison. Skull-Man placed his hand upon his chin in thought. "We could always cause some criminal activity and get his attention that way?" Red Dragon shook his head in disagreement. "Oh, well thats all I had. OH! we could search the city?"

"Do you even know how long it will take us? Come on Skull" Skull-Man sighed. "You guys are no fun at all." at that moment Skull-Man saw two figures approaching them. Hercules himself upon the glider that Skull-Man wanted for himself. His companion was a young lady he recognised from anywhere. He had saved her when she was only little and acted like a guardian to her until she applied herself to the APCA. He smiled as pointed. "Or we could let them come to us?" Red Dragon heard the whirling of a machine and followed Skull-Man's point. Natasha landed on the ground with a slight thud. She ran up to Skull-Man and hugged him. "It's been ages! How have you been?" Natasha was excited to see Skull-Man once again. "oh you know! not dead yet!" he replied. Red Dragon walked up to Natasha. "Errrm... I'm Red Dragon and this is...Ra" Natasha shook Dragon's hand and then Allison's hand as well. "Nice to meet the both of you."

It was then a bright flash struck the rooftop of the Library. the same flash, Red Dragon recognised, from the woodland area outside the city. Zakarr stood, gripping his staff in his right hand. "Good, everyone here....I do not wish to harm any of you. I merely came to this primitive world, seeking mighty warriors. I'll explain everything, only if you agree to help me" Zakarr's voice was stern and loud, his accent was heavily alien to Natasha and Skull-Man. "It's matter of life and death for my people."
Larfleeze said
HA!


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Drakel said
This should be Fucking Magical


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natsumehack said
eh


"Humpty Numpty"

Taaj said
AAAYYYYYY GOARD!


AAAAYYY TAAJY TOODLEKINS!
"Cool Bitches"
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