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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Hail Mecha-Hydra! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Bruh, don't talk shit about Mecha-King Ghidorah, or else your little gay army of anti-freedom losers want to slapped by his giant metal dragon dick.

Go back to School, Bruh

In Hail Mecha-Hydra! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Pffffft..

Weak as shit compared to Mecha-King Ghidorah.

In I wake up every evening → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I was expecting the Keisha song.

Thankfully it wasn't.

In Compliment the person above you → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

You don't make me want to drown bags of dumb puppies.

In It's been an amusing ride.... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

genghismike said
Nigga, you can't just up and fucking leave me. Was it because I fell asleep the other day? :/

Broooo, I'll be around TC ;) I like watching you sleep!

Dervish said
You can't go!I'm pregnant and it's yours.

D8 oh shieet I can't afford the Child Support!

Also, I have one RP to finish before I permanently leave RPG.

It may be an extended temp leave, or I will leave for good. I admit I did make this thread whilst being under stress about something in my life.

We will see how it goes...

In It's been an amusing ride.... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Thanks guys, been really cool to be part if this community.

Just PM if you'd like to stay I touch and I'll give you my email or Skype ^^

In It's been an amusing ride.... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

So long folks, time for me to move on.

In Give me music. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

KnightShade said
No idea what you're into, but here are a few of my current favorites.

Great selections, mate. I especially love the Nick Cave and Dresden Dolls(A band I need to check out more, because I like dark caberet) selections. Emberhoney seem good too, I like female vocalists.

TP said

Not much of a rap guy, but I like this 8D.
I dig it. Usually the rap I've heard is not that musically sound, but more sampled to high heaven. This is different.

Alphakoka said

Beautiful vocal melody, some epic strings and symphony sounds in this. Makes me want to actually watch Elfen Lied 8D.

Wreck said
Song starts at 1:14. What I'm listening to right now, actually.

I'm not a Snow Patrol fan, but I like this song. Very ambient compared to what I listened to already by them. *is a fan of Ambient stuff*

In Give me music. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

idlehands said
What do you hate so we don't waste time posting something you'll just not want to listen to?

Just post anythingm Cool bitches :p.

I'm just in a mood for muzaks

In "You're a Fake Geek!" and Sexism among Geeks/Nerds/Etc (us) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Dervish said
I always found it somewhat amusing that the sexist nerds who rally against women participating in their "thing" are usually the ones drooling over giant breadted cartoons in chainmail bikinis. To clarify, they're driving off real women while idolizing fake ones. It's as bad as the one kid in my boot camp who claimed to prefer hentai to a real girlfriend. It's pretty sad.And then they complain when they can't get girlfriends. Fucking awesome.

There's something gloriously sad about that mindset.

And I'm dying of laughter because of it.

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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