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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In DIRTY DIRTY RICH DIRTY RICH DIRTY BEAUTIFUL → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Smiral said
oh my god that album came out 6 years ago kill me

Gurl, you is high.

It's been almost ten years since I bought my first album doe....

...... ._.

In What We Do In The Dark → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ImANargleHunter said
I didn't think it through, douchebag.

When did your tongue develop such barbs?

Be careful lashing it around like that, someone might just tear it out for you.

In Ask Drago → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Captain Jordan said
You lift?

I lift for daaaaays, Bruh!

Doivid said
Whats your favorite thing about svenn?

In Ask Drago → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Awson said
You left?

Yes.

Left handed master race.

In Ask Drago → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Go for gold.

In I just had a dream... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I dreamed a dream in time gone by. When hope was high. and life worth living.I dreamed that love would never die. I dreamed that God would be forgiving, then I was young and unafraid. And dreams were made and used and wasted.There was no ransom to be paid.No song unsung,no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night.With their voices soft as thunder. As they tear your hopes apart. And they turn your dream to shame. He slept a summer by my side. He filled my days with endless wonder,he took my childhood in his stride. But he was gone when autumn came.

And still I dream he'll come to me.That we will live the years together.But there are dreams that cannot be. And there are storms we cannot weather! I had a dream my life would be.So different from this hell I'm living. So different now, from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.

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Lolrabbitdoubt

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ImANargleHunter said
I wasn't gonna risk everyone lording the fact that they can post videos over meINSTEAD I GOT ALL THESE CREEPS

Lol you are inferior, posting videos are super easy peasy lemon squeezy

Did it on my phone.

In What We Do In The Dark → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

We need movies with Jermaine Clement

In Dearest Spam → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Esper said
I know that feel. I just spent 400 this weekend on things and places.

Woah.

Dats a lot.

I bought mostly art books.

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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