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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In The 100 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Kenny observed the other prisoners. Various trouble-makers, a mixed bag of criminals, all being strapped to seats. All 99 of them boarding the shuttle to Earth. He had been eavesdropping on guards, so he knew exactly where he was going, and-

Oh. Eugene is on the shuttle too. Kenny glared at him with a scowl, and whispered under his breath, "My luck is absolutely terrific. Get into an accident, go to an isolation unit, get sent on a suicide mission to Earth, and the absolute best thing is I have to deal with Anders's bullshit..."

He put his face into both of his palms, sighing robotically. "Absolutely terrific."
In The 100 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Just waiting for my peers to post before I can POST MOAR.
I'll post a CS/Facebook Profile later.
jman221 said
ok ill get the OOC started soon


Post the link to it here.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I don't drink.


Blasphemy.
Name: Michel Greens
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Job: Mobile Task Force
Task Force Classifications: M
Security level: Level 3
Personnel Class: Class C
Personality: Snarky and sarcastic, Mich is normally the first to say a snide comment about something that's happened.
Other: Has taken amnesiacs because of SCP-231.
In The 100 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Kenny McBee had been sitting upright in his bed, breathing mechanically through the machine covering the lower half of his face. Dark rings surrounded his eyes from lack of sleep. Staying awake late was finally taking a toll on him, it seemed. There were sounds and footsteps outside. Kenny was going to take a nap, before he heard them...
He got up, again. The footsteps were getting closer.

The door to his cell was opened.

"What's all this about?" He asked the two guards that entered his cell.
"Get up and start moving." The guard said.
"Where?"
"Stop asking questions and get up." At this, Kenny nearly tried to pick up a sharp object to try to fight them, but they grabbed him and, with Kenny still protesting, dragged him to the shuttle and strapped him into a seat."Fuckers..." He whispered.
In The 100 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Axela said
This is my first RP on here, please let me know if I do something wrong. :) I'm used to casual RP, so this is all very new to me.


Welcome to Roleplayer Guild!
Goat God said
Okay... for me it's 3:10 in the afternoon. But ill save you a spot


Thanks! It's 11:05 over here.

G'night.
Goat God said
Cool. Derp, you gonna post a CS?


Yeah, but it's quite late.
I'll post tomorrow, UK time.
I remember a particular SCP story that eventually had Kondraki riding SCP-682 accidentally into SCP-173's cell, both making eye contact with 173 while 682 was trying to shake off Kondraki, and Kondraki was holding for his dear life...

And they were still making eye contact with 173. Always.
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