Derpestein
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The Neckbeard Stroker
STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
- Old Guild Username: XkatX
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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- Derpestein 12 yrs ago
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I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio
Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
Most Recent Posts
"Yeah, it's a fucking goat. Let's move on." Greens sighed.
Goat God said
Improvise either an SCP that escaped or a new oneNo, hes coming in later, when he esacpes, he not allowed to be followed because he dies in the past.
Ah.
I'll edit my post then
"Well, sir...To be quite frank: I can't really describe it. It's the new SCP you sent the squad to capture. And, it looks absolutely fucking terrifying. I'm just fucking with you, it's a goat." Greens said, before he turned around. "I think you'd like to see it yourself." He started walking to the other field ops agents.
Always a goat...
I have no idea. Do I improvise?
WHAT IF IT'S A NEW SCP?!
WHAT IF IT'S A WAY TO KILL SCP'S!?!
WHAT IF IT'S A NEW SCP?!
WHAT IF IT'S A WAY TO KILL SCP'S!?!
"Yes sir. I don't think there would be any other reason for me to talk to you..." Greens cleared his throat.
I posted in IC, sir!
Mobile Task Force Officer Michel Greens, sir!
'You bloody wankers."
Mobile Task Force Officer Michel Greens, sir!
'You bloody wankers."
Michel Greens was sent to take back a certain SCP that escaped containment. He lost a few--No, more than a few--Squadmates from the thing. When he finally got back to the Foundation building, site 17, he was covered in so much blood. He was, of course, used to it by now. He saw a researcher, Charles, greet another researcher. 'Chad, I think.' He walked up to them.
Epiphany said
Later this afternoon, since I have school.
I don't know what to do with Kenny when the shuttle lands! So many possibilities...
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