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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Goats happened. That's what.

Also, Slendy, insubordination in the foundation leads to death and Kiba is a researcher, NOT a field agent or task force operative.

Update: Nevermind, you're a field agent. Still, insubordination leads to death. Aka not following orders.
In The ones from before... (A sci-fi/modern times roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Just for reference, David's ringtone.

Anyways, posted in the IC. Can't wait to kill some aliens.
In The ones from before... (A sci-fi/modern times roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
David Wilson was attempting to put on his jacket quickly, having trouble with the zip. "C'mon, C'mon..." He finally managed to pull up the zip, pull up his hood and just then, a text arrived and a small tune played on his phone. He opened the door, called out to his parents saying "See ya mum, see ya dad! I'm going out with my friends!" and left the house. While walking down the sidewalk of the road, he typed on his phone back to Jack. 'Im going. Dont worry :D' He texted back. He put his phone in his yellow jacket's pocket, and strolled to the cinema.
In The ones from before... (A sci-fi/modern times roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Mentlegen.
In Hello, I'm new → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild Jinx! Enjoy your stay, stay seven meters away from the telekinetic death goat and remember to eat your daily dose of bananas.
In The 100 → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Epiphany said
There ain't no pilot *snort*


..o'course. Autopilot since future...

Edited my IC post to reflect this.
In The 100 → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Anyone wanna go to the cockpit with me~?
In Star Wars Clone Trooper RP → 12 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Sounds really interesting. However, I've only played SW:TOR and watched the movies I-VI.
In The ones from before... (A sci-fi/modern times roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Hopefully IC starts soon.
In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
If you make a CS and get accepted: Welcome to Project: Goat.
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