Derpestein
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The Neckbeard Stroker
STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
- Old Guild Username: XkatX
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
- VMs: 1
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- Derpestein 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
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I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio
Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
Most Recent Posts
Greens banged his hands on the walls. "CHARLES, YOU TWIT. LET ME OUT."
Yay! :D
How dark can the gladiators' crimes get?
How dark can the gladiators' crimes get?
Kenny glared at Anders, going for the medical supplies himself. He speed-walked on over to him, pushing past the people around him. His glare did not falter as he got to Anders. "Don't you dare take those supplies for yourself, dipshit."
Oh god Daves' hand ;-;
As David woke up, he felt a strange feeling in his hand. As he looked at it, he looked with horror. A large, sharp piece of wood had stabbed his hand and it was stuck. He was in too much shock to cry in pain, so he was just looking at his hand in shock and horror. Dark red oozed from his hand. Drip. Drip. Drip.
He yelled in pain. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. He grabbed onto one end of the wood, and, still yelling in pain, pulled the wood out of his hand. "Someone...Bandage.." He managed to say. "Rip off...A part of your shirt..." He grit his teeth, staring at the hole in his hand. The blood continued to come out, dripping onto his yellow jacket.
He yelled in pain. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. He grabbed onto one end of the wood, and, still yelling in pain, pulled the wood out of his hand. "Someone...Bandage.." He managed to say. "Rip off...A part of your shirt..." He grit his teeth, staring at the hole in his hand. The blood continued to come out, dripping onto his yellow jacket.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Uh.
Locked me where? I'm in the hallway. I'm just looking for stuff to contain the escaped SCP...
Locked me where? I'm in the hallway. I'm just looking for stuff to contain the escaped SCP...
jman221 said
Kilroy Nede is a cross between James bond and the expendables :PANd philp123 i accept your CS welcome aboardand we dont even get to see the full movie :P
We...We don't?
Damn aliens. Taking my movies.
Wait, can researchers even give out promotions and demotions?
And yes you are, User.
Though, it felt completely 180 degrees. No buildup to it whatsoever...
And yes you are, User.
Though, it felt completely 180 degrees. No buildup to it whatsoever...
"With all due respect sir: Go fuck yourself." Before Charles could reply, Greens had left and slammed the door shut. He stormed off into the halls, not knowing where, before-
Red lights flashing.
"Alert. Security breach. SCP-457 has escaped containment."
Oh. Oh shit. Greens went off to try to find a fire extinguisher and a fireproof hazmat suit.
Red lights flashing.
"Alert. Security breach. SCP-457 has escaped containment."
Oh. Oh shit. Greens went off to try to find a fire extinguisher and a fireproof hazmat suit.
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