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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

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Seems interesting. So how do these kinds of things start anyway? PM, IC, etc.
I'll be putting up my CS later today.
Glad to see a fellow Mentlegen, Asshatter. (Avatar :P)

Name: used to go by XkatX, now Derpestein.
Join date: sometime 2013 or 2012. Genuinely forgot. After old guild was gone mysteriously, I joined the new guild...Sometime 2014. Blech, details.
RP interests/genres/Blech: Sci Fi. Fantasy. Past, but not medieval. Realistic. Gritty. Aliens. Zombies. I have a wide variety of interests and shit. I just despise romance.
Active RP's:
This little gem. Aka, 'Horror in Paradise'.
Monster Hunters
Colosseum!
Current interest checks: Nah.
Past RP's: too many to list. Never completed one.
Other info: I despise one liners. I think I can do casual roleplay, maybe even high casual at times, however, I'm not...Advanced enough for advance RP.
DR_TRAPEZOID said
I might not be posting for awhile. I'm currently at a wedding, so my posting capabilities are limited...


Aw!

That's wonderful :)
If you are the one being wed, congrats! That's even more wonderful!
If not, best of luck to the couple :D
This is coming along nicely :)
I'll take you on >:D
In Hi 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to The Guild, lad.

Or lass. Take yer pic.
Kojiro chuckled slightly at the girls enthusiasm."If we decided to lounge about, we would've gone broke by now. No money whatsoever. Better to get money first than waste it all." He glanced around. "We'll wait for the others to arrive and join, unless they're hell bent on staying in town." He decided to sit at a table and ordered some ale to keep himself busy.
Yay!

I might appoint a character as Splinters deputy in some time. Maybe.

Depends how the plot goes.
Splinters sighed, leaning back into his chair. He drank out of his cup of coffee, thinking about what was happening in the small town of Paradise. His small town of Paradise. Vampires, zombies, werewolves. Hell, even Succubi. He chuckled. Atleast death, or eternal slavery, via Succubi would be maybe pleasurable in some way. They did prey on ones sexual appetite, after all.

A mother and father, third pair this week, had gone to him about their missing child. This had become all too common for him. Didn't mean he stopped caring. It just meant it wasn't all that rare anymore. It was almost like death from supernatural causes, aside from household accident, was becoming the leading cause of death in the small town of paradise.

He walked on over to a small gun rack. He picked up his Winchester 1895 rifle and put it in his back holster. He put his Colt Walker .44 into his leg holster. He strapped his bullet bandolier on. He put his hat on his head, fitting snugly.

And finally...He took his tin star and attached it to his shirt.

Opening the door, he walked down the dark, desolate streets of Paradise. He tapped his Colt Walker idly, before he finally got to the old church at the edge of town.

"Hello, preacher Cyrus." He tipped his hat. "Glad to see you're still alive." he said, his southern Texan accent apparent.
He looked to the new arrival. "And hello there, stranger. I'm the marshal around these here parts. Names Alex Splinters."

Name: Alexander Splinters
Age: 45
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Personality: Serious and stoic, Splinters cares only about two things: The law and the townspeople. Those who have known him say he's a kind soul. People who threatened the town don't think of him at all.
Because they're dead.
Bio: Born in Texas, in the southern regions of 'Merica, to a pair of loving parents. He had grown up to be a man who upheld justice and the law. In his mind anyway. For a few years, him and his faithful Winchester Model 1895 rifle became vigilantes and took down outlaws, bandits and other such lawbreakers one by one. He had helped Paradise with bandits, indians, outlaws and the like. At the age of twenty six, he became the Sheriff of the small town. It was his duty to protect the town from this new threat...
Equipment:
Winchester 1895 Rifle
Colt Walker .44
Bandolier of bullets
Doesn't count but GODDAMNIT, HATS.
Sheriff Badge
Abilities/Disadvantages: A true marksman, give Splinters a rifle and his enemies will fall. Quickly. However, for all his accuracy and skill at long range, he is noticeably worse in close range.

He is absolute shite riding a horse, preferring to run on foot. Native Americans aren't exactly a fan of him either.
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