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Derpestein male Member

The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Funny how this RP already has 49 posts.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
As Pyro chopped down trees for a campfire, he noticed a cabin made out of wood. "MMPH?!" He called out. He started walking towards it.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
Well, at least there's no potato chips this time...


I'm going to take a burnt sausage.

AND EAT IT.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Maria said
After her meal she would be sent to a cage, for display just inside the Encampment, where she basically slept, till people would poke her or something to get a better look, she had to show off for the outside people, if they wanted to see her body she had to drop what little she had on, her collar was forbidden though, and once they had a good enough look she would put her little dress back up and go back to sleep or eat, depending on the time of day.... Currently though she was just waiting for the people to come, and was laying on the cold floor of her cage.


...

How is this related in any way? o.o

...Then again, we did just have a guy called the witch king fly in on a dragon, then fly away. And then a candy knight.

...
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
...Pyro got up and decided to look for some wood. For a campfire. He 'said' so. "Mmph, mhing mmph, mmph mmph."
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
This is pyro.



Me and him/her like the flying fuck very much.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So was Pyro.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
*Such Slow clap, very well done.*


I guess it only came to mind now...
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
You see the innuendo there? Right?


Yes.

Very much so.

...Not until now.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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Pyro can't cook properly without a campfire. Does anyone have wood?
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