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Derpestein male Member

The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Witty and insightful title to entice the reader's curiosity → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild, Fennick. Hopefully you'll enjoy your stay and have some fun. :)
In Watch Dogs Roleplay? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Oh hi there!

Interested!
In Keep Concealed → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
SaekoGami said
Well nothing is happening. I finally have internet back. But its been so long that I have decided to quit all of my current RolePlays and start fresh...yay :( Anyway sorry for being a bother and good day to you.


This one died anyway, so meh.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"Mmph, mmph mmph..." It was silent. Way too silent. Pyro gripped his flamethrower anxiously, expecting an ambush of some kind. The place stank of corpses and death. It didn't unnerve Pyro. His job was to burn people alive, after all.

Charred corpses were nothing special to him.
In Everyone's Corner → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Oh hi there :3

TheLastRunaway said
I love driving too, plus my sister's friend just fixed my car. :o So I'm super excited! It did work, sorta. Thanks. So how long have you guys been on RPG?


Before guildfall, hence 'oldguild: XkatX'

I think 2013? 2012? I forgot.
In Oriental Culture with Minecraft-like system? What?! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
I hope there's a giant monster we get to kill in an epic fight o.o
In Hello! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild, Raven!
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Completlie said
And all that cod...


Jesus Christ, do not bring up the cod and cheese.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"Hudda!" Pyro nodded his head in agreement. Seeing as it looked like there would be violence, he took his flame thrower, fire axe and flare gun yet again, placing them in his...Actually, where DOES he put his stuff? No bags or anything.
Jesus Christ, could Pyro bend the world to his will? [+]


Pyro got up, staring at the village below.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
IAmTheZump said
Don't talk about it!!!


I have no idea why we decided to use the jelly. Ugh.
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