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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In When the Flames Die → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Epsir said
Well, I'm always eager to have more people around. Have fun with that classic ironman playthrough, though.


Normal Iron-Man is enough of a bish. Ugh.

But yeah! I think I'll be able to make a CS today.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
((You're* Sorry, Grammar Nazi here.)

Pyro nodded in agreement. "Mmmph mmph, mmph mmmph mmmph?" (What about the slaves they captured?) He asked, glancing at Vader. He tapped his home made flame thrower idly, waiting for something to happen. Or atleast, for everyone to finish eating.
In When the Flames Die → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
This seems interesting.

I might make a CS later.
However, X-COM: Enemy Unknown is being a good distraction.
In New in town. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild, Stranger.

I hope you enjoy your stay and you can find a nice RP to join.
In Raindancer: Retaliation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
...

*Flips everyone the bird and comes in as Grammar Nazi Germany*

HEIL, SPELLCHECK!
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Pyro tookt out his flame thrower. Letting fire out in short bursts, he nodded to Vader. "Mmmph mmm mmmmph."(Time to kick some ass.) He started another campfire, a meal before they fought.

Making properly cooked sausages for everyone, he ate one through his gas mask somehow and passed some sausages around.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
IAmTheZump said
I realise now that Darth Vader's sort of gone on a self-destructive rampage. He's basically leading a team of ragtag misfits into a (no-doubt fatal) fight against a giant army of evil.


IAmTheZump said
What is the average life expectancy of a candy knight, a Sith Lord and a psycopathic and/or schizophrenic pyromaniac with a flamethrower who are fighting 50 super-wolves and a hundred armored orcs?


To be honest, Darth Vader ruled the Empire as second in command for a long while.

Pyro has helped kill a giant bread monster, also more than a hundred robots.

Nathaniel is a unicorn knight. Nuff said.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Kael Taiyou said
That's not the longest insult, just a bunch of insults inside of a spoiler*ducks*


http://www.allaboutsymbian.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15954

Too lazy to put [url].
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
Wrong! I make movies with Hollywood. I shall never comply to living there!


Then I shall force you to live there!
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