Derpestein
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The Neckbeard Stroker
STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
- Old Guild Username: XkatX
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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- Derpestein 12 yrs ago
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I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio
Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
Most Recent Posts
All of it is pretty important.
HollywoodMole said
Elfin Lied was bad... I'll go hide now.
No.
HollywoodMole said
Who actually created the humans?
Pathfinder.
Weren't you reading?
BlackCat said
MAGIC NARWHALS!!
BlackCat said
MAGIC NARWHALS!!
BlackCat said
MAGIC NARWHALS!!
NARWHALS NARWHALS,
MAGIC IN THE OCEAN,
CAUSING A COMMOTION,
CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME...
metagros said
wait so what god domains are already taken?
Read the IC.
We have quite a few gods. God of knowledge, taken. God of stars and humanity and the galaxy, taken. God of fire, heat, honour and the sun, taken. By me. Etc. Etc.
God of harvest is still open I guess.
Idk.
Seriously though, just read the IC. Everything you need to know is there.
HollywoodMole said
I'm going kill me some humans... But how?
You have the moon right?
How about you were messing about with the moon, which caused the sea waves to drown and flood and tsunami the humans n stuff.
A also, edited my post.
You're in for a surprise, bing.
You're in for a surprise, bing.
My names Derpestein.
Whatcha expect?
Whatcha expect?
I felt angry at my brother and sister. Lucifer for taking this playfulness to chaos, and my brother for beginning it in the first place. It was time to teach a lesson to my brethren. Turning into a dove, I flied to Ivira.
The griffins tried to put up a fight. Tried. As I turned to my humanoid form, I burnt most griffins to ashes.
I left only a male, and a female.
The griffins tried to put up a fight. Tried. As I turned to my humanoid form, I burnt most griffins to ashes.
I left only a male, and a female.
HollywoodMole said
Wait... Derp gets white hair? IM GOD OF THE DAMN MOON!
Defining feature is more yellow eyes and horns.
Maybe you can also have white hair. I mean, sun and moon are opposites.
Anyways, blackcat and bing are our a-hole gods.
I might as well burn down bings army of griffons, as justice.
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