Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

Pathfinder said
I awake and find myself in a place foreign to me, there seems to be... tea? Touching it I find that its cold, distasteful, and all around gross. Turning from my cup I see my sibling, Sol, acting like a fool. Wait, was that normal? Something doesn't seem right. I focus on the feeling and find myself looking out into a black, cold abyss full of twinkling lights and.... something else. Scared I stop focusing and shake it off, but I couldn't. Something is definitely not right here. Turning back to Sol I say, "Brother, does something seem wrong here?"


"...Justyce took my life." I said, bluntly. "We are both dead, in this plane."
Vortex said
Well shit. This rp is moving to fast for me. A shame, i was looking forward to this.


OBJEEEEEEECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
"OBJECTION OBJECTION!

I HAVE THE POWER OF FINGER POINTING!"

"OOOOBJECTION!"

Justyce tries to speak u-
"OOOOOOBJJJEEECTIIOOOONNNN!"
Rupdeus said
Fairy Tail?


Pheonix Wright is a set of games where you are a defense attorney who collects clues n stuff.

Pursuit Cornered(a song from the game), "OBJECTION!", etc...
Anyone get the phoenix wright reference?
HollywoodMole said
... Ivi? When did you and Ivi fight?


I meant justyce.

Sorry, names. confusion. It's like 1AM.

Also, I am so...so sorry for my IC posts.

I lie, not sorry at all.
...

"OBJECTION!" Phoenix Sol says, slamming his hands on the courtroom...table...thing.

He swats away "Pursuit-Cornered" and coughs. Okay fine, he keeps the music.

He wears a suit and tie.

"Nuuunuuu, nu nu nuuuu nuun uuu, nuuu nunuuu nuuunuuu..."

"THAT IS NOT JUSTICE!"
"For if you kill the killer, you yourself have become a killer. If someone has robbed and you kill them, that is disproportionate retribution! You do do evil acts, in the name of false justice, not in the name of survival of others...IN SURVIVAL OF YOURSELF!"

"uh...NUUUNUUUU NUNU NUUUUU. NU NUUU-Cough."

"Continuing on, she can be redeemed. Seven sins? Seven acts of kindness!"

He proceeds to help an elderly lady across the road, feed a homeless child and do barrel roes.

"NUUUU NUU, NUNUNUNUUUU..."

"YOU ARE GUILTY, OF BEING A POTATO FISH MELON!"
Rupdeus said
Who plays Sol, again?


...

...

Haven't...

Wow. You haven't...

Oh come on, Rup.

There was literally a page worth of me and Ivi fighting with swords. I WAS BLATANTLY PLAYING SOL. ARE YOU BLIND?!
In somewhere else. The plane of dead gods...

"So, then!" I clapped my hands, after sipping some tea. "I wonder how our siblings are doing. Don't you, Manus?" I grinned childishly.
Pathfinder said
Jesus Christ if I knew sacrificing myself would cause this much hoopla I would have probably still done it, but damn is this entertaining.


Your death indirectly caused Sols death.

...I'm going to write me and you having a tea party.
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