Justice in the form of lemons?
Stone the kidnapper with melons? He does not deserve lemons.
Feed him melons until he dies? He does not deserve lemomelolelomemolelols.
Make grape juice with lemons?
Make lemon juice with grapes?
Have pedophile sex with a young lemon, leading to a confusing, morally ambiguous story about love, tragedy and morals?
Have lemon sex with a young pedophile, leading to a confusing, morally ambiguous story about love, tragedy and morals?
Derpestein
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STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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What is love
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@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
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Will wait for other people to post before I do the kidnap thing.
There may or may not be a kidnapper looking to kidnap sol.
Justice can be served.
Justice can be served.
There will be lemons in the 'SUN GOD SOL IS BACK' party.
HollywoodMole said
Nope, Moon Palace is more important. (I would come, but there is no justice to be served with lemons, so I will not.)
Oh boo, not caring for your siblings :P
HollywoodMole said
Because the god of evil and the creator of mischief just wander in like nothing ever happened. Seems legit.
To be honest, Ivis the god of wind and the creator of mischief, not just the second one.
Besiiiiiides, siblings should go see eachother on the rare occasion one gets reborn!
Everyone so happy at me and Manus being alive.
Word spread like wildfire among the humans. The sight of fire-griffins at the time of birth of a horned baby with glowing yellow eyes. A sign from the heavens. It took only a few days before they remembered descriptions of a boy burning down a human village in their legends. Horns and yellow, glowing eyes. Fire.
The sun god had returned. Sol was back.
I saw...Lucifer? She was here. So was Ivi, leading the fire griffins called 'Phoenixes' that came from the sun. I looked up at the Phoenixes, and I laughed. Manus was back. I was alive. My siblings were here. Of course, I was still a baby and I would stay that way for years. But I have been alive for centuries, so it wouldn't be long. In the mean time, I think get to know my new, human parents better...
I decided to live amongst the humans like I was one of their own, even if I wasn't. An apology for sending meteors and burning down villages.
The sun god had returned. Sol was back.
I saw...Lucifer? She was here. So was Ivi, leading the fire griffins called 'Phoenixes' that came from the sun. I looked up at the Phoenixes, and I laughed. Manus was back. I was alive. My siblings were here. Of course, I was still a baby and I would stay that way for years. But I have been alive for centuries, so it wouldn't be long. In the mean time, I think get to know my new, human parents better...
I decided to live amongst the humans like I was one of their own, even if I wasn't. An apology for sending meteors and burning down villages.
metagros said
I'll pass.
Talking to the weird tentacle monster!
*eye twitch*
HeilixAxel42 said
Anyone wish to search with me for a city worthy of my interest among the mortals?I'm sure that a handful of them exist by now.
Come to where I was born
We shall traaaaveeelllllll o.o
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