Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

He was knocked out cold. 'Question, Justyce.'
'I need to get to my 'mother', and I can't in this babies body. Mind giving me a ride?'
HollywoodMole said
I already saw it, I keep track of the post counts for IC and OOC.


Gud
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HeilixAxel42 said
Just a question: Born as a prince, or as a pleb?


What's a pleb?

Is that like lower class?
Born to average joes, middle class. :P

HollywoodMole said
Are you alone? Because I would like to do some... things.


Yes.
I am indeed being napped, as a child.

Assistance would be appreciated.
HollywoodMole said
Time to kick some perverted ass!


Hah.
"Ah. Well, Sotheeth, while I do enjoy knowledge, there are two things you should think about. Well, three things. I have been reincarnated into a human body, not godlike. I can still control flames and the sun, but I can't do anything outside of a humans capabilities, especially since I am currently a human infant.

Secondly, you'll have to bring it up with my human...Parents. Reborn from a humans womb to a family, they feel responsible for me. You know, parental instincts, caring for ones own...

And finally, I am currently being...I guess I'll call this situation 'being child-napped' as I have been napped, and I am a child. Or, I have been stolen by some fool and I am currently awaiting Justyce to finally do some justice. Or, for an opportunity to burn him to ashes."

My telekinetic speech was long, but all of it was true. Especially the fact I wanted to burn my kidnapper to ashes.
Kidnapping is here!
I could sense the building of the heavens. I wanted to aid Manus, but, I knew I couldn't. I had to live amongst his children as self punishment. All I could do was send small pieces of the sun to help brighten up Heaven.

I was still with my new, human mother, still recovering from my birth. It was boring, but you grew patient after living for centuries.

In the night, however, I heard footsteps. Being called a god would send attention my way, and it seems these humans wanted to steal me. I knew my sibling, Justyce, was watching over however. So I let things play out.
HollywoodMole said
... I was just about to guilt trip you... you're lucky.


Guilt trip me brah
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