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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In okami and her seven companions rp → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
Sounds interesting...
In GOOGLE DEVELOPES NEW FORMAT → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
After saying sandwich out loud...

Jesus Christ that word sounds terrible.
In Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our annoyances. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
Mmmhm.

Arguing about realism in magic is stupid, cause it's magic. Come on!

Same with elves, dwarves, zombies, etc.
In OK! SO! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Broby The Dark King as an 'edgy sixth grader' name?

PFFFT.

THAT AINT ANYTHING AGAINST MY....

Death_KID

*Cringe*
Oh my god that name burns into my soul just from looking at it...So needlessly 'dark and edgy'...Argh...
In Creation. (Play God, Free Roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Created a sol page on da wiki

Now I just need one of those drawings for his hooman firm ;-;
In Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our annoyances. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
I find you can still be a bit realistic in fantasy. (Arrow hit you? BOOM, TO THE HOSPITAL WITH YOU, GET A HEALER MAGE TO LOOK AT YOU, RECOVER FOR A WEEK. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUSCEPTIBLE TO ARROWS, SHOULD HAVE PUT ON SOME FUCKING ARMOUR HUH, FUCKER?!)

Just...

Don't try to make magic realistic and argue about it.

It's magic, FFS!
In ^>V → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
^ Pickle sales have never been higher.

> Is a sponge.

V Is a starfish.
In Ban The User Above You! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned for being a pyro.
In GOOGLE DEVELOPES NEW FORMAT → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Kaga said
"Sangwich"? I have never, ever heard anyone say that.


Me neither.
In Creation. (Play God, Free Roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
As the sun, as usual, rose at Dawn, I had been taken back to my mother by my father, into a loving embrace as I had been thought missing. Humans were capable of many things, including kindness and love.

Offset by two of the seven things. Wrath and lust. Lucifer would never fully redeem herself, but it was nice to know she was trying.
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