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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1 like

Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Coming Out 3: Origins → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Your dad is a piece of shit. A crappy, smelly, dog shit.

I hope things brighten up in the future, Elly person. Maybe he'll change, which is unlikely. Or you live on until you can get your own house and GTFO of living with dad.
Again: I really hope things brighten up for you Elly person.
In Ban The User Above You! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned for banning, not denying.

DENY THE OBVIOUS, UPHOLD THE INANE!
In The new guy → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild.

I hope you enjoy your time here, avoid spam until you're ready for madness, and please, Gurren, please:

Deny the obvious, uphold the inane!


(Also, Gurren as in Gurren Lagann?)
In LADIES AND GEEEEEENTLEMEN! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
LowKey123 said
YOU GOT THE REFERENCE?


RHG aw yeh.
In Happy Birthday Idle!!! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
BrobyDDark said
You fuckin' sicken me.


I know!

And...I didn't even hit on a girl like a drunk idiot on the street.

I have sinned. I'm going to hell for my sins.
In Ban The User Above You! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned for squadala.
In Happy Birthday Idle!!! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
BrobyDDark said
Man, you must've been so fucked up that you raised your voice If so, that's hardcore.


idlehands said
They probably had to call the local constubalry. I bet he even knocked over a dustbin, that hooligan.


I...I have a confession.

I got home safely.

*Sob* I'm so ashamed.
In accepting all challengers → 12 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Schradinger said
Or you could go with the original plan and shoot it with fire, making it detonate early.


Or, use telekinesis to stop it and launch it at Teo.

He is a Mage, after all.
In Happy Birthday Idle!!! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
genghismike said
I've actually never ended up in odd places after getting shit faced drunk.I HAVE, however, made it almost home, ducked into the woods because of an oncoming car, then couldn't get back up to make it the 30 yards to my house across the street.So I just laid there and stared at the spinning moon through the branches of the trees, before throwing up all over the ground beside me.Interesting night.


I've never even been able to get shit faced drunk, mainly because I'm not old enough.

When I do, however...Ohohohoho...
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