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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Temperamental rather than temperate... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
Try 100 F heat with 70% humidity, it's like walking through hot soup. Damn south Texas summer. I wouldn't mind some of Britain's weather right now.


I once hated Englands weather.

Then I took a holiday to Thailand and now England seems like paradise.
In If I ever happen to be involved in a murder mystery, and I wasn't the muderer. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Frizan said
No seriously, what the fuck is going on in this thread? Just seems like a whole lot of stupid to me.Spoilers: It isn't Nat...for once.


You don't say?
In otagi bank and the new companions → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
When does IC start?
In Temperamental rather than temperate... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
8 said
Move to America if you know what's good for you.


Nah.

I enjoy the tea, crumpets, biscuits and stereotypes in England.
In Creation. (Play God, Free Roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Me too.

Because of pomf pomf pomf.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
My bra-brai-brain *vomits*



Repeat the mantra: This is the internet, Nothing is sacred, Nothing is to be taken seriously…
now I’ll go get a bucket of salt to take with all of this…
In Temperamental rather than temperate... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I know your pain.

Luckily, in Britain it's actually quite nice and lovely right now. Not hot, not cold.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
I meant like lolly pops...You're a pedo... bitch.


Ey ey ey ey, I'm not a lolicon.
The creator of the manga this video is based on, is, however, a pedo/lolicon,.

*shudder*

I need brain bleach...
In Late bloomer? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome back to the guild, Glitch.

I hope you do meet some great people and fit into the board again :)

Remember: Don't throw souls, deny the obvious and uphold the inane.
In Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
HollywoodMole said
YOU LIKE LOLLIES, EH?FEED ON THE LOLLY OF SOULS!!!!


Lolicon = People who like underaged girls, generally in anime.

Pomfpomfpomf =3 starts innocent enough

Then it became lolicon bait.

*Singing in tune with the song*

WHAT THE, WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?
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