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  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

mdk said
First of all, you have to throw out these stupid and manipulative terms like 'Pro-Life' and 'Pro-Choice.' They're bullshit for the sake of bullshit, and we should laugh at people who take those words seriously.Next. If your argument includes the phrase 'But I personally (don't) think that....' you're being a cunt. Mothers who are considering sucking a baby out through a hose except for the part where you can cause them serious and permanent psychological trauma. Back the fuck off and let them make up their own mind. It's hard enough.Next, you can't come into this to make a judgment. There's no such thing as a 'typical abortion.' Pregnancy is not a community issue, and neither is terminating pregnancy. These are personal matters, and even if you've gone through an abortion yourself, you don't know about the woman next to you who's grappling with the exact same issue. You have nothing to do with it. It's not about you, or what you think, or 'what we should be doing as a country' or whatever bullshitty catchphrase you're using to inject your feelings into the debate. Next, it's safe to assume that whatever source you're using to get information about abortion statistics is fucking lying to you, because they're probably people, and that's what people do. and are the only sources of data worth a damn. You'll notice that they present a complicated picture of abortion in the US. Fancy that. It's complicated.Next, intellectual tribalism is fucking retarded, and that's the only way these conversations happen in a national scale. Anybody who uses the phrase 'Abortion rights' when describing a new law is Any time someone tells you 'This law is pro-abortion,' they are . These are facts. "Did MDK just come in here and say the whole debate is comprised of lying degenerates bullshitting the media and twisting popular perception towards their own fucked-up morality?"Yeah, kind of, I guess. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't have an opinion. I am a responsible person who will never have to weigh the costs and benefits of potentially murdering a tiny human being. That puts me in a pretty good place, emotionally. I recommend that other people get to such a place.


And there goes the thread.

It's going, it's going...
And it's gone.

Cpt Toellner said
>2014>Not praising the great and mighty Tickle.


Schradinger said
Unles he has a slow time spell that you failed to mention in the CS (making it unusable) or has a telekinetic field type of defense, there's no way he's fast enough to grab an individual bullet after it gets fired, seeing as superhuman reaction speeds also wasn't part of his repetoire. Even catching an arrow is pushing it, but still within the realm of possibility.


Max Shadow said
agreed, it's been proven that normal humans can catch an arrow with either practice or prior warning (with a little luck they can do so without any training) but without the ability to slow time or react a super human speeds bullets are to fast (and without the telekinesis or super human skin durability even with those two all you're going to do is damage your hands instead of your body if you manage to keep hold of it, and just add more damage if you don't and it still hits you. in fact it's been loosely proven that even with super human stats trying to catch a 9mm bullet in your mouth is just going to take out your teeth then everything behind them unless you have a mouthful of steel teeth.....in which case the only safe option is using them as a shield and hoping for the best.....)(...i feel really smart at the moment for some reason.....it feels unnatural >___<)


The points still the same, but he does have telekinesis, Max...I have no idea how stopping a bullet magically would damage the hand...

The point is that I'm screwed.
BlackCat said
So now we have:-Magical Leader-Shogi Dude-Weird scientist dude/ Charming Asshole-Chick #1/ Everyone thinks I'm done with street fighting but I'm not-Chick #2/ I don't like to talk about my past and I also like fighting


Mind telling us who each of them are?
Speaking of partners...
Derp flailed his arms around, trying to catch the posters of the interest checks attention.
Wataru slumped in his chair. Looking at his iPhone, he tapped on an album. He saw no need to continue listening, as the bare bones of the plan were already laid out. work. "I say we wait outside...Sera, wasn't it? Anyways, I say we wait outside her house and catch the perp in the middle of trying to intrude." He lowered the volume of his music.
In Heya~! 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild, Harlow and Jen!

I hope you two have fun as new additions to our strange, dysfunctional guild family.

If you have anything you need to ask about, ask away.
In o.O; 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Cpt Toellner said
That's a cool image.


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