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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

Grey said
10/10 would read again.


Grey was killed by the magnificence that is Derp Cee Ess
Kaga said
So the DVD came.But it was the wrong DVD. ...Fuck it. I'm watching it online.


HollywoodMole said
... Online is always the solution.


Do what you want cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!
They thought they were safe.

They thought it was all but a legend.

And when the children of the thread spill their own blood,

The CS dawns.
It dawns in derp!
DERP CEE ESS!
*Chanting*

Name: Daniel Watson
Username: Cake
Gender: Male
Age: 14
Personality: Dan would be described by his family and small group of friends as shy and introverted, if you asked them. Though, when with those rare few he called friends, he's bubbly. Very, very bubbly.
History: Born to a normal family, Dan had loving parents and kind siblings. He was raised well, put into a good school, a standard life. However, as time got by, a group of transfer students had come. They had picked on and bullied Dan, leading him to calling in sick when he wasn't and staying at home. This became more and more frequent, until eventually, going to school rarely ever happened.

Staying at home lead him into playing video games. Playing video games lead to playing MMO's. Until eventually, he saved up enough for the Neuro-Sync. He started out with single player games, however, when DSO was announced, he pre-ordered and got it on release day. In his excitement, he had accidentally, in the character creation screen, activated the female icon before finishing Character Creation. He tried to log out and make a new character, when he found out he couldn't log out.

Wonderful.
Appearance:


Race: Elf
Weapon: A magic staff.

Stats:
-STR: 2
-END: 3
-AGI: 10
-INT: 10
-WIL: 5
Favored Skills: Medic, taming, bartering, light armor, alchemy, survival, Evocation
Perks: Healing hands - Healing magic effectiveness is doubled.
Vivicat23 said
Relax, there will be no disaster striking


They said as DERPESTEIN ENTERS!

Oh wait, I've been here already...
Everyone hates Steve.
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