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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

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Skeleton Corpse Scissorhands said
Lazar quickly sprinted to the wounded ghoul's side and pointed his rifle at it "Prepare to die you son of a bitch!" he gritted his teeth and was about to pull the trigger when he heard Dilana yell from tower area "Don't shoot! we want it alive!". Lazar lowered his rifle and looked the ghoul in the eye right before he stamped his boot down on it's wounded knee to make sure it was incapacitated "I don't know if you can understand me ghoul, but if you try anything I'm emptying a clip into your skull." He pointed to his weapon as he waited for the others to come and help him properly subdue and capture it.Goliath approached behind Lazar "What is that crazy bitch thinking? must be her time of the month." He sneered as he inhaled deeply breathing in his cigar smoke. "Shut it Gath, she is in charge of medical and scientific decisions." Lazar snapped back"That doesn't mean we can't have some fun with it." Goliath grinned as he pushed the still lit cigar on to the ghoul's torso. A searing sound was heard and black smoke protruded from the end of the cigar as it was extinguished into the ghoul's flesh. Lazar smacked his rifle against Goliath's chest knocking him back a little before turning his aim back to the wounded ghoul. "Don't test me right now Gath! I have to keep an eye on this wretch damn it!" Lazar yelled, his back turned to Gath."You think you can get away with that you dirty little runt!" Gath took out his combat dagger and quickly approached Lazar's back as Lazar slowly turned his head not expecting Goliath's approach.


Bit late, Skel.

I already captured it and held it at gunpoint.

But you kicking it into the ground is cool I guess.
William took out his silenced pistol. "STOP FIRING, YOU TWO!" He took aim at the ghoul's wrists, both of them, moving closer and closer. He shot at a wrist then ran towards the hideous thing, holding it at gunpoint. "FREEZE OR I WILL USE EXTREME FORCE!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, aiming the pistol at the ghouls head. Hopefully, it understood and didn't try to pick up the crossbow. He kicked the crossbow away.

Though, it probably didn't speak English anyways.
Ubermensch said
It's going to be crippled. All William has to do is to get rid of the weaponry. I know just what to do.


Just waiting for your post to send Will over.
Ubermensch said
We have ways to extract info from them. This is how it will be done:


Ah ah ah...

We don't even have a means to stun them yet.

Then again...

We've crippled one, we can disarm it, in both ways if necessary (take away the crossbow/slice its arms off) and we can send it back to base...

696969 said
Err......sign language?


I suddenly have the mental image of a white lab coat wearing researcher pointing at the ghoul, a mouth signal, then pointing to themselves and when they fail, facepalming.
696969 said
Throat slicing later dragon baby, we interrogate this meat bag first ;)


I don't think they can even speak...
LowKey123 said
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KABEN


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Damnit, Low.
Stern Algorithm said
So GM, would a change from The Bricklayer to a weapon like the following be acceptable?


I see an opportunity for an enemy to get trapped by the chains then being burnt by fire magic.
69, you just crippled the last ghoul of the mission.

I think I'll take this opportunity to execute the ghoul with a knife.

"Eat steel and die, mate." *Slit throat*
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