1. Home
  2. Derpestein

Derpestein male Member

The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1 like

Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Bandwagon Thread (Feel free to contribute.) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Vordak said
pitful


pitwhousedtodopokemon?
In My name is Korban, good to be here! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild, Korby.

I hope you enjoy your stay.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. We're all okay to answer your questions.
In Favorite Character to RP → 12 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
This guy. Oh, Will. You and your shotgun.

Though, that may just be because of the people I'm RPing with. :3
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"Hey, mate." He took aim with his shotgun. "Fuck off!" He shot at the manticore with his shotgun. It was extremely close, un-comfortably so. But he didn't care, because it was about to get killed. Half blind, bleeding profusely, he was doing the shithead a favour. No more suffering. Just endless sleep for it. Brought about by the sound of a gun firing and lead.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
69, get on Para on IRC.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Switching to his shotgun, William went under some debris. As the monster charged for the civilian, he aimed and shot it while it passed close by, buckshot sent flying. Hopefully it paid off. If not, he was screwed. But he had Xav to watch his back. Hopefully he was a reliable shot and actually hit. But he was a sniper, so he probably would. Damn he was good with a rifle.

If all else failed: LMG.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Terror mission is starting
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
William got out of the transport, scanning the area. Crouching, he went behind cover. Peeking over, it was clear. Seemingly. Hopefully. Could they go invisible? He hoped not. Walking behind a pillar, he looked around, with his pistol in hand. "Overwatch. Scanning." He said, looking around and trying to find an enemy. The television showed various beasts he had not seen before. He'd have to be careful.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I hope none of us die.
In Bandwagon Thread (Feel free to contribute.) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
No.

This is the bandwagon. Saying no.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet