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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Will was crouched low. Stealth was what they were doing now, eh? "I'm going with stealth. It worked last mission. Don't fix something that isn't broken." He took out his knife, twirled it around and held it backwards. This knife had just recently killed a giant turkey bird via steel to the head, so it was a good weapon. Besides, it would help not to use firearms when trying to be stealthy.

"But it's up to you, Ivanova."
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Skeleton Corpse Scissorhands said
Good morning Derpenstein, how are you this fair day? The more the merrier indeed. I've been far too lazy in my posts over the last couple of days.


Quite fine, thank you, Skeleton sir.

Have you by chance heard of the song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons'?
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Hopefully Phoenix eventually goes to our IRC (type /join #para after entering the RPG IRC)

The more the merrier after all.
In The Wish Granting Game of Midori Gakuen → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I apologise, but I think I'll drop out of this one before I make a CS or the IC starts so I don't cause trouble with a left over character.

I just lost interest. Sorry. ._.
In Robin Williams is dead at 63. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Didn't even know he died...
Rest in piece, Williams sir.

May you live on in heaven and play ping pong with Elvis, Michael Jackson and Shakespeare.
In School for Mages and Knights (pair RP) Drama! Fighting! and other stuff! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Graian followed Maya, rather easily. She was in a full suit of armour, after all. "Woah, hot-shot, slow down. You might hit somethi-" He saw as she knocked over luggage, probably owned by another student. "Speak of the devil..." He looked around for who it belonged to.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Night everyone.
In Dimensional Tavern → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Thread Generator SIN said
Is Factorio not a machine?


He's a sentient machine.

Like...A self aware android, basically.
In Dimensional Tavern → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"I apologize, my dear...Little..,Man." Factorio looked at him. "Hello there. What do you need, sir?" He asked, tapping the table with his metallic, black fingers. The pounding on his legs didn't bother him. It was all steel. In fact, it probably hurt the impish little guy instead. "You may want to stop hitting me, sir. You might make your hands bleed."
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