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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

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696969 said
Back! What I miss from the madman capturing us?


ROW ROW

FIGHT THE POWER

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Derpestein said
One moment, Will was jumping on a manticore and slitting it's throat. The next, knock out gas came in. Now, he woke up in a strange room with a madman alongside his squadmates. Wonderful. Just wonderful. He didn't know what was happening, but two of his squadmates were standing, shackled, Lazar saluting and Charles...Wait. Then it hit him.This fuck. This sodding, old, miserable fuck was going to kill one of his squadmates. He was not allowing that. He reached down to his belt, took out his knife, flipped it up and gripped it in his mouth. Bringing up his shackles, he attempted to lock pick his shackle.Hell if his squadmates were to end this way and not in a blaze of glory.
Hell if my squadmates are going to die without a blaze of glory.

Lazar has to avenge his bro and sis.
One moment, Will was jumping on a manticore and slitting it's throat. The next, knock out gas came in. Now, he woke up in a strange room with a madman alongside his squadmates. Wonderful. Just wonderful. He didn't know what was happening, but two of his squadmates were standing, shackled, Lazar saluting and Charles...Wait. "Head for Lazar, tails for Charles?" Then it hit him.

This fuck. This sodding, old, miserable fuck was going to kill one of his squadmates. He was not allowing that. He reached down to his belt, took out his knife, flipped it up and gripped it in his mouth. Bringing up his shackles, he attempted to lock pick his shackle.

Hell if his squadmates were to end this way and not in a blaze of glory.
Azarthes said
I just use my Netipot for the first time this morning. I had water pouring out of everywhere


What did it feel like?

I've accidentally got water in my nose from showers. It felt shitty.
Hopefully it isn't like that.
If it's human vs human, is it going to be a war or something? A war between two nations that have mechs.

Also, would the robots have AI?

Konica said
I'm not too picky about mechs. I'll be happy as long as I get to punch something in the face.


ImANargleHunter said
OLD NOIR


Sherlock Holmes would slip in.
mattmanganon said
Do we need a Zordon by any chance?


All in due time.

All in due time.
Ubermensch said
Correct. Now let us all vote on who becomes the sacrificial lamb. In IC of course.


OPTION THREE BREAK OUT OF CHAINS

THROUGH PLOT.

BECAUSE MAGIC.

AND PLOT.
Ubermensch said
The helmets were not equipped with a gas mask. I forgot to tell everyone. But don't worry, we can adapt.EDIT: Gas masks will be available after this mission.


Reasoning is to avoid it happening again, I guess.
We are fucked.

Wait...
Aren't we all wearing helmets?

How come the knockout gas worked?

Unless helmet =/= Gas mask.
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