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Derpestein male Member

The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Creation: Play God [Reboot] → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
BlackCat said
* Lucy rises from the dead again*LUCIFER uses POMF POMF POMF.Everyone has no turns unless they use brain bleach.


Black cat, may I just take a moment to tell you you have my undying loyalty?
In The Pillow Fort → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
FORT FORT FORT-

*aliens come*

HOLD THE FORT MEN.
In Creation: Play God [Reboot] → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
Ryu said
I-I'm scared... B-BlackCat is the scariest...


There there.

Embrace Sol, the god of honour, the sun and ruthlessly punishing the sinful with fire and razing.
In Creation: Play God [Reboot] → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
...
I'm gone for like ten minutes.

...What the fuck, guys?
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ubermensch said
Derpestein, due to your dedication, enthusiasm, and XCOM know-how...I have promoted you to co-GM. This will also be reflected on the original mega-post.


Already knew from IRC, but having it OOC just makes it feel better.

Thank you, sir. I'll make sure not to let you down.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well, we've got breathing room.

A longer wait for the next mission that last time, for characters to chat and shit.

So rookies: You know what to do.
In Creation: Play God [Reboot] → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
SOL WILL BURN YO MOFAFACKAS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"Assassin, huh?" He mused after being dismissed. Will WAS a stealthy bastard. He wondered what Laz's codename would be. Scalpel? Patient? Surgeon? William's mind was still focused on the horrific scene in the previous mission. He sighed, putting a palm to his forehead. He needed another drink. Or something to do. Xav had a machete, so he probably knew how to use it.

He looked for Xav, thinking about trading tips on how to wield blades.
In Who watched Death Note? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'd watch an anime about magical girls riding bikes and wielding wooden clubs.
In ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
696969 said
Hey Ub, I'm curious about the foundry. You said there would be gas masks available after the mission, right? So are they handed out to us, or do we just go there to get them, or what?


I think we'd have to go and ask for gas masks to be installed into our helmets.
Like, a small bit for your mouth and nose.
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