Derpestein

The Pillow Fort

Kraft said
Oh, wow, a fort of pillows, this is pretty impres- *A sudden avalanche of pillows buries Kraft in a soft cushioned grave of relaxation and dreams*

*Derp waves*

Goodbye!

"Things that are as bad people say they are"

Doivid said
edit: crap I typo'd the fucking title

Starting with Alzheimers. Damn.

Growing up with your parents only for your mother to not remember a single thing about you, your father or anyone else. That sounds heartbreaking.

Overwatch said
"In a country that touts itself for "individual freedom" and "self-determination" unencumbered by burdensome government meddling... yes,"I think I've said this before to other people in my family, and friends. "If I ever start to get like that, where I can't take care of myself, and I lose that kind of consciousness, I want somebody to kill me." It's sad and undignified to live a life where you are nothing more than a burden to others. It's one of the things I wonder about when I think about the future.and then the thread devolves into pain tolerance...

Too fucking true.

ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC)

Love the witty banter in the spar.

Also, 69, get to the IRC.

Puer Magi Madoka Magica: The Reversal - Puella Magi Madoka Magica RP [SPOILERS ARE EVERYWHERE]

Oh hi.

I heard you had a soul.

It would be a shame if it were to be contracted.

/trollface

ParaCom: Adversary Uncertain (Official Thread for RP and OOC)

Will didn't know what happened next. Matured reflexes? Luck? A bit of both? Whatever. Assassin hopped, quickly, to the left to avoid the kick, the front of his right foot hit. He dropped on his left knee, his right leg on the floor, his knife in his hand. He put it to Hunters neck, grinning. "If this weren't a spar, you'd be dead right now." He held the now blunt knife near his opponent's neck.

Giygas' hallucinations vol.3

Kaga said
Could be worse, I suppose. A friend of mine once got so sleep-deprived that we were talking and all of a sudden she froze, staring wide-eyed at something behind me. She claimed I was being stalked by Slenderman. Later that night, we were talking online and she told me her Christmas tree just exploded into a swarm of butterflies....So yeah moral of the story is, just make sure you're sleeping in the first place, I suppose.

Sleep Paralysis can also give you hallucinations.

But in that, you're paralysed, so if you see a pack of zombies about to feast on you, you can do jack shit besides try to move a finger and wake up.

El Final de la Paz; A Spamfic

Nice story. Gonna read chapter one later.

Speculation

Reyes is totally RPG101. It was easy.

Giygas' hallucinations vol.3

Giygas said
I just woke up, then went on the guild for 5 minutes atleast. Then suddenly I realized I wasn't even holding my tablet, and the weight of it disappeared along with the feeling that I was looking at threads and stuff.

Honestly though, if these keep popping up, you might want to see a doctor.

I'd be a magic cloud someday

rycan said
If that was the first request i got after registering on here, gladly! Step right through me because you so ain't pure enough for my cotton softs!

Er, it's night? *creepy voice*
..i need to go back to bed instead of signing up for new and pretty things..
So, newbie on campus. On every night and looking for any and all player-original stories, characters and settings. If you can describe your idea or craving in a single sentence, please do so and roleplay, plot-before-play or not will go swimmingly.

read on if you care for the long:
I heavily believe in roleplay being a two-person thing and find playing a story where everything from character personality, appearance, past, future and current thoughts and feelings being pre-defined for me makes for very disheartening commitments.

I don't much care if you rag on my ass-poor punctuation and grammer and would rather you do so. =) In terms of writing, give me novels or chatspeak-style shortness. I might not necessary do the same back but no one-liners for introductory posts as then you are really giving me full permission to have you write the story in whatever direction the whims take. That is, do you want a walking pineapple or apples falling from the sky in your angel-demon epic or horror story? Only fruit-themed examples come to mind at the moment but you get the point =))

in spite of appearances(?), i'm told i'm to be a shy and randomly talkative person who speaks in morals and quirk-based examples. Laughter and talk are indeed the juice of my life. Come dance with me. Throw me a PM and a craving. it's only places like here that align our dreams and have us all seeing the same wonder-filled things.

Good night and good day,
Ali V

If you like RPing with just two people, look in the 1x1 section of the guild :)

Welcome to the guild. I do so dearly hope you enjoy your stay.

why am I one of the only people who laugh at sad moments and shit

8 said
This is some edge you could cut steel with.

This edge IS that steel and it's a sword.